In bougie-ville, a global pandemic happened because of climate change, urbanization/habitat loss, and Chinese peasants eating bat soup from that gross wet market. But American scientists saved the world again by developing a vaccine in record time that stopped the pandemic. Only a nutter would...
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In bougie-ville, a global pandemic happened because of climate change, urbanization/habitat loss, and Chinese peasants eating bat soup from that gross wet market.
But American scientists saved the world again by developing a vaccine in record time that stopped the pandemic. Only a nutter would believe that the U.S. has 4% of the world’s population but 16% of the world’s Covid fatalities. Okay and we’re on our ninth dose and have caught Covid four times but it could have been worse.
So it was scary for a bit but we got to stay home with the kids for once and catch up on Netflix and order DoorDash. 18 months of learning loss was a small price to pay.
Oh and federal bailouts protected our 401(k). Soaring inflation was a small price to pay.
And a bunch of Republicans died because they wouldn’t listen to science but what are you gonna do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Okay a bunch of people died in New York as well but pointing that out is another example of white rural rage.
Now everything is mostly back to normal but we have to be vigilant. And the most important thing in the world is to make sure that Orange Man Bad goes to jail before the election so that this doesn’t happen again. And then everything will be fine.
Oh and lots of our vaccinated friends are dying suddenly and unexpectedly but that’s because of climate change that can be mitigated via a global surveillance system that monitors every person and animal and makes sure that they follow the rules set by the World Economic Forum. Then everything will be fine.
Plus henceforth the World Health Organization should be able to “take the wheel” and run the world anytime there is a pandemic because national constitutions and democracy get in the way.
So once we dissolve nation states, set up a One World Government in Geneva, and monitor everyone 24/7/365 (and turn off their bank accounts if they misbehave like those Canadian truckers) everything will be fine and normal again.