What path to take after getting out.

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Really could go either way at this point

FORT CAVAZOS, TX — In a dilemma increasingly common among service members, Army Specialist John Richards is facing a tough career decision: whether to start a professional profile on LinkedIn or to dive into the world of content creation on OnlyFans.

“It’s a real crossroads moment for me,” Richards admitted while scrolling through his phone. “On one hand, LinkedIn could help me network and land a solid job after the Army. On the other, I hear you can make a killing on OnlyFans just by showing off your daily PT routine and doing feet stuff.”

Richards’ squad leader, Sgt. First Class Mike Bossman, is perplexed by the situation. “I told him to think about his future, maybe get some certifications or a degree, definitely invest in his TSP. Next thing I know, he’s asking me if he should invest in a ring light or a thong.”

Human Resources specialists at Fort Meade have noted an uptick in similar cases. “We’re seeing more soldiers torn between traditional career paths and the lure of fat stacks of cash for showing their hooahs,” said Staff Sgt. Laura Sanchez. “It’s the 21st-century version of ‘Should I reenlist or get out?’”

Richards’ indecision has sparked debates among his peers. “Some guys are all about LinkedIn, saying it's about who you know and building connections,” said Pvt. First Class Melissa Melly, a fellow soldier. “Others are like, ‘Dude, make bank on OnlyFans and retire by 19.’ It's wild.”

The Army’s Career Counselor, Capt. Harold Serious, advocates for a more traditional approach. “LinkedIn is a powerful tool for professional development. OnlyFans, however, isn't exactly what we'd recommend for long-term career planning. But then again, I’m not the one potentially making thousands showing off my PT shorts and selling toilet water.”

Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans

One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures

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