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Guys...

Confession time...

I like mayo, Dukes is probably the best, but I am no connoisseur.
I like ketchup. I really do. I even put it on hot dogs.
Whipped cream? I will slather that stuff on banana pudding without hesitation.
Ranch dressing? Yup...like it too. On salads, fries, chicken wings, baked potatoes, whatever.
Coffee? I like milk/cream/sweetener...but do sometimes drink it black, I have even had some of those fancy drinks the baristas like to mix up.
Polymer firearms? Love em.

So...if you were on the fence about hatin'me. There ya go.
 
B00ger said:
Guys...

Confession time...

I like mayo, Dukes is probably the best, but I am no connoisseur.
I like ketchup. I really do. I even put it on hot dogs.
Whipped cream? I will slather that stuff on banana pudding without hesitation.
Ranch dressing? Yup...like it too. On salads, fries, chicken wings, baked potatoes, whatever.
Coffee? I like milk/cream/sweetener...but do sometimes drink it black, I have even had some of those fancy drinks the baristas like to mix up.
Polymer firearms? Love em.

So...if you were on the fence about hatin'me. There ya go.
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I’m with ya except for the mayo and the cream and sugar in your coffee.

But I put ice in my whisky with a splash of water. Feels good to get that off my chest.
 
B00ger said:
Guys...

Confession time...


I like ketchup. I really do. I even put it on hot dogs.

So...if you were on the fence about hatin'me. There ya go.
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Chicago just let out a collective gasp. This is scandalous, I tell you, scandalous.
 
Mayo is good for one thing. Mixing with ketchup and relish. That’s it. :p
 
B00ger said:
Guys...

Confession time...

I like mayo, Dukes is probably the best, but I am no connoisseur.
I like ketchup. I really do. I even put it on hot dogs.
Whipped cream? I will slather that stuff on banana pudding without hesitation.
Ranch dressing? Yup...like it too. On salads, fries, chicken wings, baked potatoes, whatever.
Coffee? I like milk/cream/sweetener...but do sometimes drink it black, I have even had some of those fancy drinks the baristas like to mix up.
Polymer firearms? Love em.

So...if you were on the fence about hatin'me. There ya go.
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Hot dogs? Yuck. Same goes for wings, or any other meat on the bone.

But ranch is the universal dip.

Never had a cup of coffee. Not black. Not fancy.

So there...a bunch of y’all just got off the fence. :p
 
B00ger said:
Lets just ALL LET IT OUT!
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I sometimes wear jeans two days in a row without washing them.
I wear gloves for pretty much anything that might make my hands dirty, slimy, dusty, or when unsure "just in case".
I sometimes browse the internet all day and then tell my wife I had a hard day working.
I sometimes wait to order things so the package will arrive when I'm home alone.
I don't like pudding. Any flavor. I won't even try it. Texture is same as snot, and I don't eat snot.
 
I don't really care for Iced Tea. Sweetened, unsweetened, Long Island. None of them. I only wear a mask if a store-manager/owner/proprietor asks me to, and I think a 12ga hammerless coach gun is the best overall bump-in-the-night thingy. So there.

But all that's just me. I ain't gonna fight about it.
 
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B00ger said:
Guys...

Confession time...

I like mayo, Dukes is probably the best, but I am no connoisseur.
I like ketchup. I really do. I even put it on hot dogs.
Whipped cream? I will slather that stuff on banana pudding without hesitation.
Ranch dressing? Yup...like it too. On salads, fries, chicken wings, baked potatoes, whatever.
Coffee? I like milk/cream/sweetener...but do sometimes drink it black, I have even had some of those fancy drinks the baristas like to mix up.
Polymer firearms? Love em.

So...if you were on the fence about hatin'me. There ya go.
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That's nothing, I un-ironically enjoy pina coladas.
 
Timfoilhat said:
I sometimes wear jeans two days in a row without washing them.
I wear gloves for pretty much anything that might make my hands dirty, slimy, dusty, or when unsure "just in case".
I sometimes browse the internet all day and then tell my wife I had a hard day working.
I sometimes wait to order things so the package will arrive when I'm home alone.
I don't like pudding. Any flavor. I won't even try it. Texture is same as snot, and I don't eat snot.
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Let it out brother...
 
Timfoilhat said:
I sometimes wear jeans two days in a row without washing them.
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I wear jeans until they can stand up on their own after I take them off. Then I go one more day just to be sure. If nobody says anything, it can't be that bad.
 
GoWolfpack said:
I wear jeans until they can stand up on their own after I take them off. Then I go one more day just to be sure. If nobody says anything, it can't be that bad.
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The CEO of Levi’s says not to wash them. Has a pair he’s worn for 10+ years that have never been in the washing machine.

Mine go at least a dozen or more wears...but I don’t have a job where they’d get filthy/greasy.
 
BigWaylon said:
Has a pair he’s worn for 10+ years that have never been in the washing machine.
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If I saved a rag that had collected sweat from my butt crack for 10 years, I wouldn't tell people about it.
 
BigWaylon said:
The CEO of Levi’s says not to wash them. Has a pair he’s worn for 10+ years that have never been in the washing machine.

Mine go at least a dozen or more wears...but I don’t have a job where they’d get filthy/greasy.
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The CEO of Levi's is an antigunner POS. Just FYI.
 
Another confession. I'm maybe a little introverted and anti-social. I'm actually digging the normalization of masks and gloves, staying away from people in public, and staying home. It's like they flipped a switch and suddenly the whole world's social norms revolve around me and my way to doing things.
 
Me. said:
All this "Duke's" talk has given me an idea......

If you suspect someone on here of being a troll.... call them out with a picture-challenge. They must post a picture of one of their guns, next to a bottle of Duke's.

That would weed out posers posting from Russia.

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Timfoilhat said:
I wear gloves for pretty much anything that might make my hands dirty, slimy, dusty, or when unsure "just in case".
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Anything involving tools and my hands, I wear gloves cuz I'm "that guy" who's always cutting myself, busting knuckles etc that results in blood flow. And I hate having to stop to staunch blood, clean wounds...

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Me. said:
I think the Duke's idea is catching on.

We'll know for sure the first time we see a bottle of Duke's next to a gun in the classified section. People who haven't read this thread will wonder why.
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We’ve been extolling the virtues of Dukes since the War of 1812.
 
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