We can only hope they don't try and adapt this statement in to a visualization..
View attachment 671348however, knowing Amazon's fascination with showing male genitalia, I have my concerns.
Amazon's New Vegas:
-Mr. House is a meanie on RobCo Terminal Links and is a bad man for wanting New Vegas to be great again. Benny was right to betray him as his second in command because ummm House is bad sweetie!
-NCR are kind and benevolent. Fighting for the right pronouns and racial equity instead. President Tandy is the best ruler ever, and women can bare knuckle fight death claws because they just can okay!
-Caesar's Legion are only right-wing white men and all slaves are minorities and women. They are actually working for Mr. House incognito to plot against the NCR.
-The Followers of the Apocalypse are SCIENCE people because SCIENCE! SCIENCE will fix the Wasteland, but not Mr. House's racist science. THE SCIENCE HAS BEEN SETTLED AND WEAR YOUR BREATHING MASK!
-White Glove Society are pushing eating only roasted mantis and soy beans. Bighorner farts are more dangerous than all the unexploded nuke warheads in The Divide. They must act now with serving these wonder foods instead of support the evil Brahmin barons
-Gomorrah has the wisest sex workers in all of New Vegas. They all have hearts of gold and are only be held down by the traditional values of The Omertas. The "Spymaster" of New Vegas sex workers has more acronyms than than the government.
-The Tops is rife in corruption by keeping minority entertainers from performing. Tommy Torini feels guilty about it, but is only being pressured by The Chairmen. Hadrian is beaten down by Mr. House's Securitrons playing the message NO GHOULS IN NEW VEGAS!
-The Brotherhood of Steel helps everyone in the wasteland and want to give the old-war technology to the wasteland. Muh heckin' power armor for the oppressed in Freeside!
-Pointless overly dramatic indoors-shot love story arc between Christine and Veronica that takes up 15 minutes of every episode.
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING YOU CHUDS!