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Real rednecks don't use words like trauma, intent, and central nervous system.I think I posted this at the other place a few years ago, but just ran across it again whilst cleaning up....
Posted at the entrance to the family place in Michigan...my redneck bona fides:
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Real rednecks don't use words like trauma, intent, and central nervous system.
The weird species of Michigan and/or midwestern rednecks do.Real rednecks don't use words like trauma, intent, and central nervous system.
Exactly, its got the gun element AND multiple misspellings!Yep a redneck sign would be a circle with crosshairs and the wording would be "If ya can read this your in range."
Every time I pass that thing I'm thinking, "That's a stupid thing to post if they do have to defend themselves. The DA will have a field day."Large billboard on a farm located on a back road on the way to Charleston, SC
No Trespassing
We don't call 911
So did I. And it was cold.I got baptized in a muddy creek and loved it.
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I'm game.Your thread title sounds like a challenge...
I accept that challenge. When and where?My wife can drink more Busch Light than most men here. And I club a wounded squirrel with an old table leg while in my underwear in the backyard on a weekly basis. Hillbilly enough for you?
I don't know how to do a screen shot, nevertheless transfer one from a phone to a pc.
I showed my boss a text string between my wife and I this evening. He liked to have fell out laughing.
I'll type it out word for word, misspellings and all.
Wife
Shot a snapping turtle in the
yard, 4 times
Wife
It was in the driveway trying to
get one of the turkeys
Me
Fun times
Wife
That was a couple hrs ago.
Michael poked it just now
and said it wasn't dead yet,
so i shot it 3 more times
Wife
Girls have sewing class
today. We'll be back home by
6:30
Me
Ok. What are you shooting
turtle with?
Wife
9mm
Me
Ok
Me
Maybe you should run over it
on the way out for good
measure
Wife
Ok
Wife
We are at sewing class now.
Bologna sandwiches ok for
supper?
Me
Yeah
Me
Or turtle. Whichever is
easier
Wife
Ok. Depends on whether the
turtle is dead or not when we
get back
Me
Ok.
I don't know how to do a screen shot, nevertheless transfer one from a phone to a pc.
I showed my boss a text string between my wife and I this evening. He liked to have fell out laughing.
I'll type it out word for word, misspellings and all.
Wife
Shot a snapping turtle in the
yard, 4 times
Wife
It was in the driveway trying to
get one of the turkeys
Me
Fun times
Wife
That was a couple hrs ago.
Michael poked it just now
and said it wasn't dead yet,
so i shot it 3 more times
Wife
Girls have sewing class
today. We'll be back home by
6:30
Me
Ok. What are you shooting
turtle with?
Wife
9mm
Me
Ok
Me
Maybe you should run over it
on the way out for good
measure
Wife
Ok
Wife
We are at sewing class now.
Bologna sandwiches ok for
supper?
Me
Yeah
Me
Or turtle. Whichever is
easier
Wife
Ok. Depends on whether the
turtle is dead or not when we
get back
Me
Ok.
was in my garage, defleshing a deer skull that I hand killed last deer season
Give this man his red neck card.I have chased, and caught an opossum while holding a Bud.
True story.
But, I was not necked.Give this man his red neck card.
This one makes two winners. One for him and the wife.I don't know how to do a screen shot, nevertheless transfer one from a phone to a pc.
I showed my boss a text string between my wife and I this evening. He liked to have fell out laughing.
I'll type it out word for word, misspellings and all.
Wife
Shot a snapping turtle in the
yard, 4 times
Wife
It was in the driveway trying to
get one of the turkeys
Me
Fun times
Wife
That was a couple hrs ago.
Michael poked it just now
and said it wasn't dead yet,
so i shot it 3 more times
Wife
Girls have sewing class
today. We'll be back home by
6:30
Me
Ok. What are you shooting
turtle with?
Wife
9mm
Me
Ok
Me
Maybe you should run over it
on the way out for good
measure
Wife
Ok
Wife
We are at sewing class now.
Bologna sandwiches ok for
supper?
Me
Yeah
Me
Or turtle. Whichever is
easier
Wife
Ok. Depends on whether the
turtle is dead or not when we
get back
Me
Ok.
Auto correct got me. Had killed. Not hand killedClose the thread, we have a winner. I've killed more deer than I can count but never one with my bare hands. Not sure this will be topped.
When its killing time my neighbors all gather to watch. Weather I'm shooting a pig or wringing a birds neck they all stand in amazement.I truly love my southern country heritage and my family has redneck leanings. I don’t know if I can really claim to be a redneck since I live in Raleigh and have a PE. I am the city slicker of the family. My great Aunt told me stories about having a pet skunk and we are from the hills of Wilkes County.
I am definitely “that neighbor” though. I was in my garage, defleshing a deer skull that I hand killed last deer season, when I noticed a bunch of my neighbors hanging out across the street. I walked out to the edge of the garage and said hey. They said come hang out. So I walked over with a knife and a halfway defleshed deer skull. Yeah, I got a bunch of weird looks and a “what are you doing?” Or two.... hahaha
Wild eyed country boy right there.
Lol....happens all the time. I understand where you're coming from. I never lived in town until I was married and had a child. I've gotten my fair share of strange looks but I'm also the one that fed near about the whole street when Matthew came through and left us without power and water for an extended period of time. Now I'm not so "strange" anymore.Auto correct got me. Had killed. Not hand killed