69 year old changing age to 49...legally

I might like to be in my 40s again!
 
the article states 49 legally. no SS no pension. start over at 49.
 
Should I be 72 and get social security or be 25 and date 20 yr old ladies? Decisions decisions
 
14 becomes 16 to get a drivers license.
16 becomes 18 to enlist.
18 becomes 21 to buy liquor.
 
14 becomes 16 to get a drivers license.
16 becomes 18 to enlist.
18 becomes 21 to buy liquor.

Eh, Id change the second one and think someone would claim 18 not to enlist, but to buy cigs
 
I’d change mine to 100. I look damn good for 100!
 
Why?!!!

I've been happy with my age all along. Never wished to be older or younger. Just let life take you along.

I like being older and wiser now. Regrets, I have had a few but, look forward everyday to what is to become.
 
Reminds me of the joke: you know you’re getting old when you’re not as good as you once were, but you’re better than you were once.
 
Hopefully he was doing this to illustrate how stupid the concept is. Then he found a snowflake friendly judge.
 
I dunno, he looks pretty bad for 49. Or is that what I'm going to look like in a few years??

So forget faking younger, the older is the winning move. Claim to be 70 1/2, get full SS benefits, be able to withdraw from retirement accounts, etc.
 
Reminds me of the joke: you know you’re getting old when you’re not as good as you once were, but you’re better than you were once.
That's not a joke. That's a country song!
 
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