Black Powder Social Distancing and Excercise seminar

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So one of the guys on my shooting team has a personal range for black powder. On April 18th, we are going to hold a seminar at his range and demonstrate proper social distancing through marksmanship and how to get aerobic exercise walking back and forth to the 50 and 100yd line. CFF black powder enthusiasts are invited to this highly educational seminar. :D Location is Catawba SC, just outside the reach of the liberal cesspool of Char/Meck. RSVP if you would like to learn how black powder smoke can help relieve boredom and avert being stir crazy.
 
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I hear the smoke kills germs. I am in!
 
Bring your own smokepoles. Yes, smoke generated by the Holy Black hurling lead objects is said by our shaman to have special powers in keeping evil spirits at bay and eliminating psychosis brought on by quarantine boredom. To maximize the effectiveness of the seminar, the range is rather spartan, secluded and noncommercial. After the Black Powder smoke banishes the evil boredom spirits, friendly local natives sometimes partially incinerate ground up cows over open flames as an offering to the Black Powder gods and consume the offerings in a post smoke treatment feast upon large slices of bread with side offerings of onion, ketchup and mustard. Who knows, you might go native and never shoot modern centerfire guns again and become a black powder adept serving the Holy Black........it's been known to happen......just sayin....

It's going to be a fun time.
 
If you get pulled over by the Covid cops, be sure to tell them you're on the way to treatment.
 
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