Snowflake and SafeSpace... new Marvel characters

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From Sovereign Man...


Marvel introduces superheros “Snowflake” and “Safespace”


We had to check to make sure this one wasn’t fake news. It’s real.

Marvel, the group behind Captain America, Ironman, etc., has now introduced two new superheroes: Snowflake, and their brother Safespace.

(Snowflake is non-binary and uses pronouns they/them/their.)

Snowflake creates icy throwing stars, while Safespace has more defensive powers. Both use “violence to combat bullying,” according to the author.

They must also be antifa members if they respond to words and dissenting opinions with violence.

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Does Safespace stick his head up his *** and ball up like an armadillo when threatened? (Which would pretty much be 100% of the time.)
 
Will Snowflake’s stars fall from his eyes whenever he stamps his feet in frustration that the world is not as he would have it?

edit: “Its eyes” “it stamps its feet” “not as it would have it”
 
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Oh they have to make new characters to be killed off during the big boss fights, LOL canon fodder squad?
 
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I like that they chose pink and blue.
 
And swapped them between the obviously female and obviously male characters.
I think it signifies that they are transitioning.
 
The comments and negative ratio on YouTube for this is hilarious.
The “guy” who is responsible is literally the type of girlyman you want to hold down and forcibly inject with testosterone. Or steroids. Anything.
 
Comic books have been social justice warrior adverts since before it was cool... They're primarily written by a bunch of lefty, anti-gun, snowflakes and always have. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby wouldn't have anything to do with any of us. Yet we make them rich rich eating up their movies...
 
Ha! I thought "Safe Spaces & Snowflakes" was going to be the name of a new GenZ Role Playing Game with an alliterated title a la "Dungeons & Dragons (c)."

Imagine my disappointment. :(
 
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