What do you suck at?

Electrical stuff, that crap will kill you!

And finishing a project I started.
 
I suck at playing video games. I am almost 45 and I dont think I have ever played one longer than five minutes without quiting out of boredom.

I also suck at cell phones. People hand them to me and I have no clue how they opperate.

Not real great at listening to female drama either. When I have to listen to it I contemplate suicide..... and I am not suicidal in any way.

Funny story... My wife and I went on our first date. We barely talked... came back to my fraternity house and told the guys she is the one and got drunk in celebration. Few years later we hitched a flight to Vegas and got married.
 
I'm bad at a long list of things, so I'll say I can make Ukrainian Easter eggs really well, and I can cook some, and that's about it.
 
shotguns. moving targets just don't click for me.
 
my wife told me I was a lousy husband the other day..... great father....lousy husband. I thought I was OK but whatever.

Probably had something to do with me refusing to watch DR. Pimple Popper with her.....YUCK.

Thats how you know you have been Hijacked and thrown into an alternate universe. People are watching pimple popping for entertainment. The way things are going in babylon 10 years from now people will be watching abortion TV LIVE!

Meanwhile I will probably still be watching Simon and Simon or Magnum PI on DVD.

Not sure if I am trapped in One Who Flew Over the CooCoos Nest or Vanilla Sky these days.

TECH SUPPORT! ITS A NIGHTMARE!!!!
 
kcult said:
Building stuff from wood.

I'm a machinist by trade and can work with metal to thousandths of an inch (or those itty bitty microns), but I can't cut two boards a quarter inch of each other.
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Dad always joked...

“I keep cutting it and it’s still too short.” o_O
 
Programming that clock on the VHS player. Oh, never mind, we’re not using that VHS player so I am perfect now.
 
tokarevfan said:
my wife told me I was a lousy husband the other day..... great father....lousy husband. I thought I was OK but whatever.

Probably had something to do with me refusing to watch DR. Pimple Popper with her.....YUCK.

Thats how you know you have been Hijacked and thrown into an alternate universe. People are watching pimple popping for entertainment. The way things are going in babylon 10 years from now people will be watching abortion TV LIVE!

Meanwhile I will probably still be watching Simon and Simon or Magnum PI on DVD.

Not sure if I am trapped in One Who Flew Over the CooCoos Nest or Vanilla Sky these days.

TECH SUPPORT! ITS A NIGHTMARE!!!!
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You don't want to watch pimple popping videos? They're fun, and isn't there one with a hot lady dermatologist?

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GoWolfpack said:
You don't want to watch pimple popping videos? They're fun, and isn't there one with a hot lady dermatologist?

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I have had enough hot women in my life. I prefer they leave me alone these days.

No popping zits or cists is not what I find entertaining. Nor is picking ones nose or watching people go to the bathroom. Like I said... I am from another place....another time.
 
GeorgeBush said:
I cant paint. I dont mean I cant paint a beautiful landscape like Bob Ross (of course I cant do that)... I mean I cant paint a wall, baseboard or door.
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Are you related to my wife?

She knows all she has to do the get me off the couch is say, "I'm gonna go paint the bathroom."

Wanna guess why?

Yep, easier for me to do it than to clean up her mess and do it over lol.
 
Finishing projects.... I imagine that I have about a dozen projects that are 70-90% completed at any given time.
 
Hiding my enormous junk.
 
Rob said:
I suck at finishing projects.
I'm apparently (according to the wife) a 90% kinda guy.
If I do "completely" finish, I'll just leave the tools on the bench or in a bucket to be put away "later"
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Right there with ya bud....
 
Anything dealing with electricity beyond
a) paying the bill
b) flip of the switch

many many things though, but that was my first thought
 
Amps 13 said:
But you made a ton of people laugh so that makes it better. Well, at least for us it did.
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And he helped someone win a Pulitzer Prize for Photography. :cool:
 
kcult said:
Building stuff from wood.

I'm a machinist by trade and can work with metal to thousandths of an inch (or those itty bitty microns), but I can't cut two boards a quarter inch of each other.
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That’s just because you’re used to dealing with tiny measurements!
 
Auto mechanical type stuff...
Never had a father to teach me,

But did have 3 amazing uncles that taught me hunting,fishing, survival, and carpenter stuff
 
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