ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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Figured this would be a fun topic.

If the zombie apocalypse was to happen what rifle/handgun setup would y0u bring and why? Will it have an optic? Also include your caliber of choice. Don't forget to bring your knife and survival pack.

Id most likely bring my G45 and my "battle ready" rifle in .223 5.56. The rifle has a 10.5" barrel, Holosun 510c, Streamlight ProTac rail mount and backup Magpul sights.

I would bring my Lon Humphrey Alpha and self-packed bag. Bag includes a spare clothes (SOCKS), dried food, fire needs, fishing equipment, small portable cooking pot, water purification and a bunch more.

I strongly considered 22lr due to the weight comparison of other calibers but right now this is what I got. Feel free to share some pictures.
 
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mp15-22, put a can on it
 
For the survivors who’ve gone bad:

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For the zombies:

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For the up close social work:

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Can carry enough .22lr to last a few herds.
Can carry enough .223 to last a few deer and the limited number of firefights my lard butt could handle.
And a big ol knife to cut cheesecake


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Figured this would be a fun topic.

If the zombie apocalypse was to happen what rifle/handgun setup would y0u bring and why?


Going the medieval route....

My getup’s going to look like this...

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I will roam the countryside, skewering walkers on my jousting lance like little shish kabobs.

For close-in work, I’ll carry...

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I plan to go all Donny Donowitz, take that big bat of mine and beat their asses to death with it. If that doesn’t instill the fear-o-god into them, I have no doubt that wielding this johnny f*ing homewrecker broadsword will do the trick.

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I figure riding into a crowd of zombies, swinging this wildly and screaming, “DIE, MFers, DIE!!!!” will make em scatter like cockroaches when the lights come on.

Now...

Riding around and smoking all those zombies is gonna make me hungry, so I’ll get a couple of them plastic walmart grocery sacks, hang them on the saddle horn and fill them full of Little Debbie oatmeal cakes...I’m gonna need a snack.

Oh...and i’ll take this...

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because I’m pretty sure after a full day/night of slaying walkers, I’m gonna need a nap.



Might need a bit of tweaking, but all in all, I feel like I have a solid plan.

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I'll have to make do with no rifle, and I'll have the G19 and the 1911 9mm (if I get one back in time for the zombie uprising to start.) These guns have the most magazine capacity of all my guns, and I only have to keep up with one calibre.

I'll have my backpack with stove/fuel, and dehydrated food, and a big ol' knife, and a hatchet and a couple of ways to treat water, and a medical kit, and a tarp for a shelter, and clothes + extra socks and undies, and no-rinse body wash/other toiletries. And some TP.

Please pray for my old, fat a**, since I'm not fit at all, and will probably last about a day and a half.....
 
A suppressed Ruger 10/22 with a good scope in quick detach rings and back up iron sights, plus all the ammo I can carry. No need for bigger calibers and more noise for zombie head shots...
 
Benjamin Bulldog .357 air rifle (and hand pump). A lead mold for more shot.

.357 revolver convertible with a second 9mm cylinder.

A hatchet.

A walking stick preferably with an ice spike that can be covered with a rubber foot.

All items except hatchet are yet to be acquired.
 
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First off, i would go to Golden Corral and clock set the speed of the zombies. Once i know how fast i need to be to avoid them, i would go in the parking lot and collect up all the .380 Rugers as something to trade later on. To some dip shits who need a gun.

Next i would go to Dicks Sporting goods and load out a full set of golf clubs.

Lastly, head home talk with my neighbors and set up a plan of defense.
 
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Going the medieval route....

My getup’s going to look like this...

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I will roam the countryside, skewering walkers on my jousting lance like little shish kabobs.

For close-in work, I’ll carry...

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I plan to go all Donny Donowitz, take that big bat of mine and beat their asses to death with it. If that doesn’t instill the fear-o-god into them, I have no doubt that wielding this johnny f*ing homewrecker broadsword will do the trick.

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I figure riding into a crowd of zombies, swinging this wildly and screaming, “DIE, MFers, DIE!!!!” will make em scatter like cockroaches when the lights come on.

Now...

Riding around and smoking all those zombies is gonna make me hungry, so I’ll get a couple of them plastic walmart grocery sacks, hang them on the saddle horn and fill them full of Little Debbie oatmeal cakes...I’m gonna need a snack.

Oh...and i’ll take this...

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because I’m pretty sure after a full day/night of slaying walkers, I’m gonna need a nap.



Might need a bit of tweaking, but all in all, I feel like I have a solid plan.

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Amazing!!!!
 
Oh, and my answers are based on Walking Dead shamblers not World War Z sprinters.
 
I actually answered that question in one of my early YouTube videos back in 2013:



I lost a little weight since then!

Terry
 
Undead is undead vis-a-vis Holy Water. Haven't you played D&D? :D

Now had I suggested a mirror, I'd be properly chastised.

I didn't see Rick Grimes flinging holy water at the undead.....
 
Undead is undead vis-a-vis Holy Water. Haven't you played D&D? :D

Now had I suggested a mirror, I'd be properly chastised.

I think TWD are more like juju zombies...dead husks being parasitically driven. Not necessarily undead.
 
I think TWD are more like juju zombies...dead husks being parasitically driven. Not necessarily undead.

Oh ... well ... if we're talking about JUJU Zombies well, then. Guess I'm too Old School - I had to look up the "Rick Grimes" reference. :oops:

PS so wouldn't something like this be more effective against a New Age Zombie?

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For the WWZ type zombie, I'm sure. They're rather herky-jerky as opposed to the slower ones...

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If that's the case ill be forked. Those were some fast zombies.
 
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