Criminal Space Lesbians (It's getting real yall)

Headline is correct. Lesbian space stalking.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I knew the future was gonna be awesome, but not "criminal space lesbian" awesome!!!!

Yep, but every time I see pictures of lesbians, I remember my poor adolescent fantasies and am completely disappointed. Porn hub does not help much in that respect either. But not one would watch if they looked like that

I bet that was a jurisdictional nightmare.

If this was not a lesbian thing it would be a single blip on the radar ...

In Space, no-one can hear you scheme...

They promised we'd have flying cars, and all we have are Criminal Space Lesbians? Sheesh!

dmarbell said:

They promised we'd have flying cars, and all we have are Criminal Space Lesbians? Sheesh!

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And jet packs, don’t forget the promise of jet packs....

NCFubar said:

If this was not a lesbian thing it would be a single blip on the radar ...

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Just like the last lesbian astronaut that drove something like 12 hours with a diaper to kill(maybe just assault??) someone a few years ago.

Gosh, who would have expected a downlink from the space station to have monitoring?


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I believe the account holder could tell from login history her account was accessed by her Ex.

You don't need to be on the ISS, just visit Abby Winters website.

Remember the chick astronaut that went full stalker, put on diapers, drove 24 hours straight, all to stalk some douche?

Space: makes you more nutty.

I had forgotten about the diaper incident!

Cowboy said:

Just like the last lesbian astronaut that drove something like 12 hours with a diaper to kill(maybe just assault??) someone a few years ago.

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More proof that "brains" don't necessarily equate to "smarts"

dmarbell said:

They promised we'd have flying cars, and all we have are Criminal Space Lesbians? Sheesh!

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Yeah, I never saw anything like this on the Jetsons!