I delivered doggie doodie to my neighbor yesterday

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Ah, the joy of neighborhood living with crappy/arrogant neighbors.

My wife was walking her dog in the backyard yesterday afternoon when she spotted a neighbor's dog taking a dump in our front yard. This particular neighbor (and one other) thinks it's cute and no big deal to let their small dogs roam the neighborhood.

Since my wife is actually picking up her dog's poop, she had this little roll of bags handy. I told her if she would pick up "Oliver's" poop, I would return it to his owners. She did.

I walked one street over, to the owner's house and rang the doorbell. The youngest child answered and I asked if her Dad was home. I guess they were eating supper because she had a plate of food in her hand.

The Dad came to the door, with the girl and another kid right behind him. We greeted each other and I handed him the bag. He grabbed it and I said, "That's Oliver's crap," to which he replied, "Oliver's crap?!" Then, he tossed it on the stoop and asked me where it came from. I told him my front yard and I really was not happy about it.

He apologized, profusely, but made an interesting comment. He said he's asked "them" to get rid of the dog because it's a nuisance. "Them" is the woman and her kids.

I'm sure nothing will change, but it was a pleasure to finally be able to introduce myself to that particular family. I hadn't met them before now.
 
Man, I was expecting this delivery to be from about thirty feet away travelling at near baseball speeds with an impressive splat factor.


2/10.
Disappointing thread is disappointing


:D




Btw...bonus points for the food plate in one hand and dog poop in the other :)
 
kcult said:
Ah, the joy of neighborhood living with crappy/arrogant neighbors.

My wife was walking her dog in the backyard yesterday afternoon when she spotted a neighbor's dog taking a dump in our front yard. This particular neighbor (and one other) thinks it's cute and no big deal to let their small dogs roam the neighborhood.

Since my wife is actually picking up her dog's poop, she had this little roll of bags handy. I told her if she would pick up "Oliver's" poop, I would return it to his owners. She did.

I walked one street over, to the owner's house and rang the doorbell. The youngest child answered and I asked if her Dad was home. I guess they were eating supper because she had a plate of food in her hand.

The Dad came to the door, with the girl and another kid right behind him. We greeted each other and I handed him the bag. He grabbed it and I said, "That's Oliver's crap," to which he replied, "Oliver's crap?!" Then, he tossed it on the stoop and asked me where it came from. I told him my front yard and I really was not happy about it.

He apologized, profusely, but made an interesting comment. He said he's asked "them" to get rid of the dog because it's a nuisance. "Them" is the woman and her kids.

I'm sure nothing will change, but it was a pleasure to finally be able to introduce myself to that particular family. I hadn't met them before now.
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SHIT it is hot and ready for a side source with your dinner!
 
I do approve of the poop delivery idea, though I doubt I would ever actually do it. For the most part, folks around here are pretty thoughtful, but then our carpetbagger quotient is low. I have a really nice neighbor who used to let his boxers run loose and they were pretty scary for little kids and snowflakes. I just kept an eye on them when the grands were outside and eventually Darwin and highway traffic took care of any potential issue. :rolleyes:
 
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Cpippen said:
Been there done that with a neighbors cat. The neighbor will pay 25 bucks and the cat will be right back in 2 days tops.
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maybe instead of dropping it off at the pound you drop it off a pier. Make sure you tie it off good so you don't lose your trap

full disclosure: I love animals, and I have a cat. Once they become a nuisance, they no longer hold any value as a pet to me.
 
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I have done the same once. However it might have been 2 weeks worth of my Boxers dog crap in a plastic grocery bag that did go SPLAT all over the front porch of the owner of the offending dogs. His dogs crapped on my front porch one evening when I was inside the front room.

He never even walked those dogs down my street again, and i always saw him with bags.

WELL PLAYED SIR. BONUS POINTS FOR THE PLATE OF FOOD...........

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My Brother placed a shovel Full of dog poop on his neighbor's front steps. Delivered it with a PLOP! Never happened again.
 
Remshooter said:
Damn I am glad I live in the country. Dog craps in the yard, I run over it with the lawnmower or squish it between my toes and life goes on;)
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The dog and his crap is only a symptom of a larger problem. Well, to me, anyways.
 
I was in my front yard at my old house, cul de sac neighborhood where people biked and jogged and walked with kids and dogs etc. Anways I see this couple walking around the adjacent street making the loop and heading for our cul de sac with their little dog with them the whole time. They get in front of our house and their off leash dog runs ahead and craps in my yard. They do nothing and keep going and the dog follows them. I immediately call out “Hey your dog just laid a hot one in my yard, are y’all going to leave it??!” And the guy calls back “Not our dog; it’s been following us for the last ten minutes.”

FML

I debated following them to see where the dog ended up but I just let it go at that point
 
teamglock2002 said:
Dear neighbor,
Your dog left this over at our house earlier and I thought I'd be a good neighbor and return it to you since I don't want to cause any hard feelings

Sign
Kcult
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I didn't write a letter, but I did type up a fairly detailed post about how it transpired.

Check it out. It's the first post in this thread. :D
 
NCLivingBrit said:
Maybe some live traps and a trip to the pound after you catch something?
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NO SHIT(pun Intended) when I lived in charlotte as a teen our neighbor waited till the dogs in the neighborhood would squat to take a dump and shot them in the arse with a BB gun. Of couse today you'd be brought up on animal cruelty charges,but it fixed the problem.
 
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I was in my front yard at my old house, cul de sac neighborhood where people biked and jogged and walked with kids and dogs etc. Anways I see this couple walking around the adjacent street making the loop and heading for our cul de sac with their little dog with them the whole time. They get in front of our house and their off leash dog runs ahead and craps in my yard. They do nothing and keep going and the dog follows them. I immediately call out “Hey your dog just laid a hot one in my yard, are y’all going to leave it??!” And the guy calls back “Not our dog; it’s been following us for the last ten minutes.”

FML

I debated following them to see where the dog ended up but I just let it go at that point
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Catch the dog and smear the feces all over it?
 
kcult said:
I walked one street over, to the owner's house and rang the doorbell...
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Your delivery up to this point was right on, but then it went downhill from there.

The correct response after ringing the doorbell was light the bag, throw it on the porch, yell “FIRE...FIRE!!!” then get the hell outta there and watch from a concealed position as the neighbor attempts to stomp it out...LOL.


I really shouldn’t laugh, because I pulled the flaming bag-o-shite stunt one Halloween when I was a kid. News of my activities made it back home before me and I got a well-deserved ass beating from my dad.
 
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kcult said:
Ah, the joy of neighborhood living with crappy/arrogant neighbors.

My wife was walking her dog in the backyard yesterday afternoon when she spotted a neighbor's dog taking a dump in our front yard. This particular neighbor (and one other) thinks it's cute and no big deal to let their small dogs roam the neighborhood.

Since my wife is actually picking up her dog's poop, she had this little roll of bags handy. I told her if she would pick up "Oliver's" poop, I would return it to his owners. She did.

I walked one street over, to the owner's house and rang the doorbell. The youngest child answered and I asked if her Dad was home. I guess they were eating supper because she had a plate of food in her hand.

The Dad came to the door, with the girl and another kid right behind him. We greeted each other and I handed him the bag. He grabbed it and I said, "That's Oliver's crap," to which he replied, "Oliver's crap?!" Then, he tossed it on the stoop and asked me where it came from. I told him my front yard and I really was not happy about it.

He apologized, profusely, but made an interesting comment. He said he's asked "them" to get rid of the dog because it's a nuisance. "Them" is the woman and her kids.

I'm sure nothing will change, but it was a pleasure to finally be able to introduce myself to that particular family. I hadn't met them before now.
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I'm trying to figure out where you found arrogant folks in Chesterfield County. When I lived there, most of the people including me couldn't spell arrogant.
 
Etruett said:
I'm trying to figure out where you found arrogant folks in Chesterfield County. When I lived there, most of the people including me couldn't spell arrogant.
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He didn’t find them. They found him.
Or his yard, as it were.
 
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