Your Bad Pun of the Day Thread

https://www.foxnews.com/health/rooster-pecked-woman-death-freak-attack

Rooster in Australia apparently caused death by exsanguination by pecking a vericose vein.

So is this a case of Coq au Vin?

Love a good & bad pun

I needed to pay some bills, so I sold my boat to stay afloat.

Cape Fear said:

I needed to pay some bills, so I sold my boat to stay afloat.

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When did you list it?

Why didn’t Marvel ever put advertising on the Hulk? Considering he was just a huge Banner.

My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking....

I got ran over by the same bicycle twice!

It’s a vicious cycle.

GreatGazoo said:

https://www.foxnews.com/health/rooster-pecked-woman-death-freak-attack

Rooster in Australia apparently caused death by exsanguination by pecking a vericose vein.

So is this a case of Coq au Vin?

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MadMardigan said:

I got ran over by the same bicycle twice!

It’s a vicious cycle.

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Reminds me of the Calvin & Hobbes 'toons where the bike is always out to get Calvin!

Yall hear about the circus fire?

It was intents!!!

Infamous1 said:

Yall hear about the circus fire?

It was intents!!!

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2 cannibals eating a clown, one asks the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?”

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

‘there's a small medium at large'

I think ya’ll know the joke.

Catfish said:

‘there's a small medium at large'

I think ya’ll know the joke.

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The psychic midget running from the police?

As a fan of Last Man Standing, this one hurt my feeling...

Today's clouds are Dorian Gray.

There are a few criminals in my town that keep stealing wheels from parked police cars.
The cops are working tirelessly to catch the suspects.

I heard there was a kidnapping at a local school. Word was they couldn't wake him up....

Reports just in, the leper army just left the battlefield defeated.

GreatGazoo said:

https://www.foxnews.com/health/rooster-pecked-woman-death-freak-attack

Rooster in Australia apparently caused death by exsanguination by pecking a vericose vein.

So is this a case of Coq au Vin?

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Police suspect fowl play.

Had a grayhound turn over this morning outside my work.

Killed three fleas.

Infamous1 said:

Had a grayhound turn over this morning outside my work.

Killed three fleas.

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I missed the bus and ran after, I’m exhausted.

kcult said:

When did you list it?

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iswydt

Pink_Vapor said:

Reports just in, the leper army just left the battlefield defeated.

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How were they armed? Were they really defeated or did they just lose their heads? Did the battle get out of hand? Were they given the command to fall out?