Can you answer this question without thinking hard?

How many guns do you own?

It would take me a few minutes and I'd have to as some qualifying questions. Do stripped receivers count? The ATF considers silencers to be firearms. Do they count? I'd probably still miss a few.
Wired, is probably the feds.

TRICK QUESTIONS. NOW THEY GOT YOU!!! RUN BOYS!!!!!!!!
 
Wired, is probably the feds.

TRICK QUESTIONS. NOW THEY GOT YOU!!! RUN BOYS!!!!!!!!


My son has a masters in environmental science. He asked me the other day if he should get a job at the EPA. I told him if you want a job where everyone hates you and you are just being a pain in the ass all day then go to work for the federal government.
 
Ooopsie, I read it as asking whether I could answer the question of how many I have without thinking hard! LOL. Silly me.
Which I can, but won't.
I read it the same. Not asking for the count, just wondering if people actually know.

I could get there. But don’t know it off the top (or bottom) of my head.
 
I actually get the question somewhat often. Usually from friends who don’t have more than a couple. I simply reply, “I can’t fit any more in my safe... Don’t worry about the size of my safe.”

The correct answer is 87, I mean, boating accident. Yeah, that boating accident I had on the way to the range was so tragic!
 
I read it the same. Not asking for the count, just wondering if people actually know.

I could get there. But don’t know it off the top (or bottom) of my head.


Thats it. Someone asked me how many guns I owned the other day and I honestly couldnt tell them without a few minutes of thinking about it. Even then I got it wrong once I actually did the count. There is always that P-38 in back of the safe.
 
Warning ... don’t go and count what you got ... it won’t help or change anything.

Also for some here ...
DO NOT EVER TAKE INVENTORY OF FIREARMS, ACCESSORIES & AMMO AND PLACE VALUES! If you do make sure only your insurance agent sees it ... that will save a lot of explaining.
 
How many guns do you own?

It would take me a few minutes and I'd have to as some qualifying questions. Do stripped receivers count? The ATF considers silencers to be firearms. Do they count? I'd probably still miss a few.

NO
 
Weird forum for this to be in (Site/Forum related). Then again what the hell do I know. I'm knee deep in rubber bands and finger pistols.
 
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If I had 46 guns, and the government took them.

How many guns would I have left?


The answer is : 103
 
I could get close, but might be off by one or two
 
I have no idea how many. But I do know if I told folks the actual number of firearms or rounds of ammo I have it would make them very uncomfortable.

couldn’t we just add that to the long list of things that you’ve said that have made us “uncomfortable”?
 
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