'Til some stupid with a flare gun,
Burned the rager to the ground.
Smoke on the pavement!
Fire in his pants!
With apologies to Ritchie & Ian
Obligatory Double-Secret Probation Citation:
only ~ 3 mins, a short parody skit by Jack Webb and Johnny Carson:
"Fish-o-saurus" from: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/fisherman-catches-dinosaur-creature
Wait! I've seen these guys before:
Is the beer connected to those marks on their arms?
::ducks and covers::
What he said.
How does one know one's opponent is disarmed? He might have an ankle gun or other back-up; a pocket knife ...? "Down" does not necessarily mean...
::looks over at his stack of D&D 5e and new Pathfinder 2E books not 2' from the keyboard::
Ooohhh ... Gabrielle Drake!
Maybe take a leak on the door since the sign seems to suggest that they don't want you to enter to use the facilities?
Besides, the aliens are really kept someplace in England - I saw it on TV in the early 70's (UFO TV series):
Huh, the nobility want the peasants disarmed: whodda thunk it?
ah ... beat me to it!
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Nowadays, the government would swarm the Arsenal of Democracy.
We all tend that way from the day we are born/conceived! ;)
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