2nd Annual Battery Oaks Fall Meet and Greet

Ta. I've got a fat dude double hammock but I could never get the damn thing to hang right.
Do like this fat guy does. Get in it and stretch it, then adjust. I’ll never sleep in a tent again.
 
Double wides are part of the problem, usually they are really short as well. An 11' hammock with a 108 - 110" ridgeline allows a diagonal flat lay and the set is repeatable each and every time.
 
Double wides are part of the problem, usually they are really short as well. An 11' hammock with a 108 - 110" ridgeline allows a diagonal flat lay and the set is repeatable each and every time.

Well alas the regular ones are a bit underpowered for dangling my lardiness
 
What all hammocks are you folks bringing? Y'all are welcome to try out my Warbonnet Blackbird if you're wanting to try something with a footbox for a good diagonal lay. It holds my fatass and my 35lb Aussie up all night just fine. Even has a shelf for the 10mm.

Edit: liking this post means I assume you'll be getting in it with me.
 
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What all hammocks are you folks bringing? Y'all are welcome to try out my Warbonnet Blackbird if you're wanting to try something with a footbox for a good diagonal lay. It holds my fatass and my 35lb Aussie up all night just fine. Even has a shelf for the 10mm.

Nice! I'm bringing my old trusty OG Hennessy.
 
There is now a studio. Park model available. At Carolina pines rv resort. I just canceled my reservation if someone needs a place to stay.
I'm sorry to hear that, I was hoping to finally meet y'all! Take care of yourself!
 
There is now a studio. Park model available. At Carolina pines rv resort. I just canceled my reservation if someone needs a place to stay.
Dang it, I still had hope that you'd be able to make it.
 
My wife and I are planning to make it this year, we plan on leaving Friday evening of the 18th and getting a room for the night so we can be there bright and early.
Be there in time for breakfast around 8 AM.
 
It will be nice to meet some more of the wives and girlfriends. It's weird being the only visiting woman among a bunch of guys.....not that I don't like seeing all the guys and shooting with y'all....but, you know what I mean.
 
We did have several wives and one or two daughter's there last year.
 
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... It's weird being the only visiting woman among a bunch of guys ...

Rumor has it that more than one CFF long-timer will be more than happy to dress and act as a woman so that you don't feel alone (just shown up). :eek:
 
Rumor has it that more than one CFF long-timer will be more than happy to dress and act as a woman so that you don't feel alone (just shown up). :eek:
Would one of them be the hot blonde in the bikini I saw pics of on this very forum? If so, for sure I can't compete with that!! LOL.
 
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Rumor has it that more than one CFF long-timer will be more than happy to dress and act as a woman so that you don't feel alone (just shown up). :eek:

Y'all are so lucky I no longer have one of my ex-wife's old sun dresses & a Wendy's wig.
 
I just found out that my, like a brother, friend and FFL from Texas is donating some door prizes for our meet and greet. I know for a fact that we will be giving away some nice gifts to some lucky ticket holders. Just another reason for you to be there.
 
Great. I hear that there will be some ladies concealed carry purses on the door prize table.

She doesn't usually carry a purse.
I wish she would at least try it though, because she has yet to find a method of carry that works for her.
Therefore she hasn't even been carrying much lately.
 
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