69 year old changing age to 49...legally

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  1. turkeydance

    turkeydance Active Member

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  2. draco88

    draco88 Dang it, Bobby Charter Life Member Supporting Member

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    Well, shit....can I be 73 getting Social Security and a pension?
     
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    Brangus Administrator Staff Member Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    haha...…..…..beat me to it @draco88
     
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    Millie Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I might like to be in my 40s again!
     
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    Let him think he’s 49. Won’t let him die any slower.
     
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    turkeydance Active Member

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    the article states 49 legally. no SS no pension. start over at 49.
     
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    Amps 13 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Should I be 72 and get social security or be 25 and date 20 yr old ladies? Decisions decisions
     
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    JimB Picking it up slowly. Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    14 becomes 16 to get a drivers license.
    16 becomes 18 to enlist.
    18 becomes 21 to buy liquor.
     
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    Eh, Id change the second one and think someone would claim 18 not to enlist, but to buy cigs
     
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    wsfiredude Stuck in the mud somewhere Charter Member

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    46, but I think I'll change my age to 10.

    Thataways, when people say to me, "Act your age!" I can tell em, "I am".
     
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    Ferrisfan Got here as soon as I could Supporting Member

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    I’d change mine to 100. I look damn good for 100!
     
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    Millie Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    You do! Great idea....lol.
     
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    Miss Lily Moderator-Mom-Instructor Staff Member Charter Member Benefactor

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    Why?!!!

    I've been happy with my age all along. Never wished to be older or younger. Just let life take you along.

    I like being older and wiser now. Regrets, I have had a few but, look forward everyday to what is to become.
     
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    noway2 Senior Member Charter Life Member

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    Reminds me of the joke: you know you’re getting old when you’re not as good as you once were, but you’re better than you were once.
     
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    J R Green Member Charter Life Member

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    Hopefully he was doing this to illustrate how stupid the concept is. Then he found a snowflake friendly judge.
     
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    Jayne Member Charter Member

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    I dunno, he looks pretty bad for 49. Or is that what I'm going to look like in a few years??

    So forget faking younger, the older is the winning move. Claim to be 70 1/2, get full SS benefits, be able to withdraw from retirement accounts, etc.
     
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    georgel Behind Every Blade of Grass Charter Member

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