Aww c'mon he just wanted to axe a question

[Ikarus1]

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/north-c...with-gun-confronts-suspect-with-ax/1009760826

Key line in this feel-good story is:
'police says the suspect identified as 29-year-old William Lawrence Cowan tried to enter the house through a back door on Sunday morning, with an ax that belonged to the homeowner."

never leave burglary tools lying about outside your house. And also, always take a shotgun to an axe fight

 

[Remshooter]

Guess my old room mate was right. When I lived in Boone, we used to leave an ax under the porch overhang where we chopped kindling. New guy moved in with us and freaked out saying we were just inviting mass murderers to kill us in our sleep! We just laughed, we were a heavily armed household, but now I see he may have been right!