Just say "No". Go ahead, just try it. No way, Jose. The government has done multiple studies over the decades and determined, without a doubt, that owning one 1911 is the equivalent to taking just one hit of Fentanyl. You have joined the ranks of addicted 1911 enthusiasts everywhere.
You have but two choices now.
1. You may join "1911 owners anonymous", attend their meetings and work your way through the program. Unfortunately, the success rate is a miserly 3%.
2. Give in to the devil and temptation. Buy new grips, springs, sights, etc. Then you will have all those parts you can interchange with 1911s number 2 through 50 that are sure to follow.
3. Save yourself before it is too late. Send that Springer to me so as to avoid even looking, fondling and (gasp) shooting that beauty.
Obviously, choice three is the most logical.
Congrats on joining the mob. Enjoy that Range Officer!
