Car jacking results in serious Road Rash

:D
 
I bet his butt cheeks looked like raw hamburger after his shorts came off and said cheeks were sliding on the pavement. Imagine the discomfort the next day when the raw cheeks dried. Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
Watch him hire a settlement lawyer to get his medical bills paid along with some extra cash.
 
Read a story once, few years back. Coulda been a lead in to a car jacking, robbery, or maybe just a begger...whatever.

Guy approached a man sitting in his van at a fast food joint, eating his burger...having just gone through the drive thru and all.

Man in the van spotted him approaching and said "GO AWAY!"

Guy kept coming, right up to the door, angry look on his face. Opened his mouth to say something and before he could, the man in the van said:

"I want you to shut your mouth and listen very carefully." (Guy shut his mouth.)

*clicking noise from inside the van*

"That sound you just heard is the quietest noise that a .357 magnum makes. Turn around and leave."

Guy turned around and left.
 
My lovely wife (she truly is and doesn't at all deserve the remarks I've made in this forum), once decided to buy me my first shotgun. She found a LGS and started speaking with the guy behind the counter. He asked her what kind she thought I'd like and (as later recounted to me by the guy) responded, "The kind that makes that loud mechanical sound when you pull back the thingie".

He sold her a Remington new introduction (887) which I took back and swapped for the Nitro Tactical version.

It seems she had been paying attention when I'd told her what a deterrent the racking sound can be.
 
Jeppo said:
Maybe his cell mates didn't let that happen.

:eek:
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Maybe they were compassionate and spread a thin layer of Vaseline on him to "ease his pain" so to speak.
 
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