Choose The Right Gun For You

[Geezer]

A guide to help you select just the right gun for you.

The Babylon Bee Guide To Choosing A Gun That's Right For You

There comes a time in every Christian’s life when he must make an important decision: What kind of firearm should I buy? Well, here’s a guide to help you know which gun is right for you.Glock: What if you miss on the first shot? What if you miss on the second shot? What if you miss on the next...

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[Miss Lily]

Love "The Bee".

 

[Scsmith42]

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Walther PPK: Look at this little gun. And it has such a cute little name. What an adorable thing to put in your purse.

Perfect for: British secret agent

Not going to lie: when I fire my Bersa Thunder, I hear the James Bond Theme in my head.

 

[Jeppo]

Thank you for that. I finally understand why you prefer Glocks. 🤪

 

[gc70]

Finally, a good definition of a 1911:

Perfect for: Old men who long for the good old days when men were men and there weren't any of these other fake genders.

 

[BlackGun]

Can’t believe they snubbed the Hi Point. The OG of the OG. Represent the 336.

 

[BlackGun]

Perfect for: Old men who long for the good old days when men were men and there weren't any of these other fake genders.


Or old men who long for a woody.

 

[NKD]

Made in 1909 tho I thought.

 

[1858 Remington]

Civil War Cannon: Why waste all that time shooting a bunch of little tiny bullets when you can shoot one big bullet the size of a coconut? This is a great option for the gentleman connoisseur of fine-aged weaponry.

This actually sounds like loads of fun.