Crap! CRAP!! What should I do?

[kcult]

I just listened to a message that says a red flag order has been handed down from U.S. district court to seize all the assets associated with my identify.

The robotic voice instructed me to call 301-836-0569 immediately, if I ain't wanting to lose my stuff!

Omigod, omigod, omigod...

 

[Tailhunter]

Its about time.

 

[Schattenreiter]

https://checkcallernumber.com/301-836-0569

Check the comment left for this number on the right side of the page.

 

[Burt Gummer]

I just listened to a message that says a red flag order has been handed down from U.S. district court to seize all the assets associated with my identify.

The robotic voice instructed me to call 301-836-0569 immediately, if I ain't wanting to lose my stuff!

Omigod, omigod, omigod...

Throw yer stuff in the boat and go have an accident

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

I just listened to a message that says a red flag order has been handed down from U.S. district court to seize all the assets associated with my identify.

The robotic voice instructed me to call 301-836-0569 immediately, if I ain't wanting to lose my stuff!

Omigod, omigod, omigod...

Bring all your firearms and ammo over to my place for safe keeping and regular upkeep use.

 

[ronn47]

I'll meet you half way and take all your stuff and store it for you.

 

[InvisibleOne]

To save time, go ahead and buy some gift cards before calling them back

 

[Cowboy]

They already have your truck,wife, dogs.

 

[kcult]

They already have your truck,wife, dogs.

Can I put the rest of my stuff in your new house?

Oh, wait...

 

[Cowboy]

Can I put the rest of my stuff in your new house?

Oh, wait...

I'll have an extra bedroom or two. Maybe lol

 

[RJ55]

Pics of the wife or it didn’t happen.

 

[NCLivingBrit]

Land mines on the lawn, arm the claymore Roomba and put on your Hawaiian shirt.

 

[Jeppo]

I’ll give you $10 a pound for your firearms and $5 for the ammo.

Gotta get it done before they show up.

 

[Firemedic54]

I told one recently when he said they would come to my house and get me, please tie a red ribbon around your neck so I will know who to shoot first when you come through the door. I don't want him to miss out on anything.

 

[beamernc]

Did you call?

 

[Variable]

You're prolly gonna die.

 

[Etruett]

Call them. For the best results mention you know their family members engage in sexual acts with goats. Works like a charm

 

[kcult]

Well, looks like I'm destined to be arrested by a robot since I didn't take any action concerning this urgent matter.

This time from 360-875-2016

 

[BatteryOaksBilly]

Start packing and head this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bondjamesbond]

Well, looks like I'm destined to be arrested by a robot since I didn't take any action concerning this urgent matter.

This time from 360-875-2016

Yep. You are done for.

 

[45/70fan]

I had one similar. They added that a bench warranty had been issued for my arrest. LOL

 

[Dan]

Be sure to stock up on soap on a rope and vaseline for when you run out of soap.

 

[Dale Gribble]

Crap! CRAP!! What should I do?

I just listened to a message that says a red flag order has been handed down from U.S. district court to seize all the assets associated with my identify.

The robotic voice instructed me to call 301-836-0569 immediately, if I ain't wanting to lose my stuff!

Omigod, omigod, omigod...

Make sure your stuff is close by and get ready to fight like hell.

 

[HMP]

Seems legit

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

I suppose it is axiomatic that when criminal minds cogitate on the next intimidation scheme to liberate people from their money, they always think of posing as the government.

 

[NCLivingBrit]

I suppose it is axiomatic that when criminal minds cogitate on the next intimidation scheme to liberate people from their money, they always think of posing as the government.

They are the biggest and most heavily armed group of criminals in the world.

 

[Jeppo]

Well, looks like I'm destined to be arrested by a robot

 

[KnotRight]

I think that I saw the Savannah SWAT team heading your way.

 

[Millie]

I'm still waiting for the Feds to come get me for all the heinous criminal activity attached to my SSN!
The guy told me they were on the way, but it's been a couple weeks, how long can it take?
I know I live in the boonies, but dang!! If this is how the Feds conduct themselves, no wonder real criminals are on the loose all over the place. They can't find one fat old lady in the woods? Not looking too good, guys!

 

[BASIL]

Pics of the wife or it didn’t happen.

I have met his wife. All good.
K is a bit stumpy though.

 

[kcult]

I had one similar. They added that a bench warranty had been issued for my arrest. LOL

They'll be contacting you again about extending it.

 

[willpgn]

 

[georgel]

Tell them that you are a Nigerian prince and that you have diplomatic immunity. All future contact must be made through the Nigerian Consulate.

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

D*mn! Sounds like the robocaller a year or two ago calling me for information on the whereabouts and contact information for my ex-wife. If I didn't call them back, they were going to have me arrested, charged, and taken to court.

I hung up.

I hadn't had any contact with her in over 25 years. I figured if they could find my phone number, they could d*mn well figure out how to get ahold of her without my help.

Plus, if it was REALLY that important, they could d*mn well have a real person call me. Not that it would have changed my reaction, mind you.

I ended up saving that number (and two or three others as well) to my phone, then assigning no ringtone to it.