Greatest movie lines

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Why are you not dead!?
Why do you live, how can you live?
Why do you not lie in the deepest hole in the sea,
Bloodless and bloated and at peace with honourable death?

 

[Alpha007]

 

[Alpha007]

 

[Tim]

This was practically porn for 1959... best line starts at about 0:45

 

[smithnwesley]

since somebodys already beat me to the josey wales scenes



i was just fooling about....

i wasnt.....

 

[Alpha007]

 

[Jeppo]

 

[Jeppo]

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

But the mule ... he just doesn't get it.

 

[Jeppo]

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Ok, not a movie, but still one of the greatest lines ever:

You're right, I should.
I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage.
I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage.

 

[Jeppo]

“What the hell is a gigawatt?”

 

[Jeppo]

“Would you like me to explain?”

 

[Jeppo]

“Show me...”

 

[richardlc]

Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

 

[Johnny]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.



Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

 

[Johnny]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[MacEntyre]

 

[MacEntyre]

If you saw Wind River, you heard another similar quote: "Get off my porch and go do it!"

 

[willpgn]

 

[Pack72]

Most misquoted line.

 

[Chdamn's Wife]

Adding some estrogen to this thread. “You look good wearing my future,” from the movie “Some Kind of Wonderful.”

 

[specops56]

Big Jake:



Terry

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Just a flesh wound!

 

[Pack72]

Ok, not a movie, but still one of the greatest lines ever:

You're right, I should.
I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage.
I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage.

Another Star Trek favorite of mine.

 

[wvsig]

 

[Button Pusher]

 

[Button Pusher]

 

[Button Pusher]

 

[Button Pusher]

 

[wvsig]

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

And I'm sure you will all be happy to know
That I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are all ...
All now eligible for military service.

Well ... out with it!

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Another Star Trek favorite of mine.

I love the part afterwards where Scotty proudly says to himself:

You (the old bottle of Scotch that follows the "green stuff") and me; put him right under the table.

He makes it about 3' before going under himself! Classic.

 

[Dale Gribble]

 

[Dave951]

So many good ones in Tombstone

 

[wvsig]

 

[Chdamn]

 

[jimmyjames8]

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

I will marry a round American woman ...
and raise rabbits ... and she will cook them for me.
And I will have a pick-up truck.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

Here's Johnny!