How to piss off the wife in one easy step...

Things I have discovered which piss off my wife (Part 2):

- Drying my hands on the "wrong" hand towel in the kitchen...never mind they're the same hands which have been using the same towel to dry the dishes I just hand washed.

- Setting my alarm clock earlier than her alarm clock.

- Knocking down a wasp nest on the front porch and killing the b*stards.

- Cutting down the wildly overgrown shrubbery and digging up the roots after she said "we need to cut all that mess out".

- My daughters turning the bathroom floor, sink, and tub blue with hair dye.

- My washing socks together with ANYTHING else.

- Me trying to say or do anything to calm her down when she's pissed.

- Me picking a restaurant to eat at. (Which is a direct result of my getting pissed off at her because she'll make me pick and I KNOW that no matter what I pick she's not going to like it for some reason...so now all I ever say is "Cracker Barrel".)

- Me oiling the squeeky door hinges on the front door. How was I to know she liked hearing the squeeking whenever someone opened the door?

- Me taking my tablet everywhere. ("Are you REALLY taking your tablet into the restaurant?" "Yes. Are you REALLY taking your smart phone into the restaurant?")

- Finding out I put sticky mouse traps in the attic and caught/killed the mice up there, instead of using her live traps and turning the mice loose outside so they can run right back into the house.
 
Things that piss off the wife:

Being able to make my own schedule and not punch a clock.
Working at something I enjoy.
Leaving and coming as I damn well please.
Not telling her stuff the kids tell me.
Putting items in the dishwasher out of her order (like who gives a crap, I do it).
Not agreeing with her on interior decorating choices when she ask my opinion.
Not immediately jumping up to come to the table for dinner.
Sweeping the floor with the broom I used in the garage.
Not reacting immediately when ants are seen around a window.
Letting a fly in and not immediately smashing it.
Not going to the dentist or doctor more often.

She knows I have a bunch of guns and she is not going to mention it because the first thing I will do is count the endless number of shoes she buys for those tree climbing monkey feet she has. She a beautiful woman but those stubby feet are hideous.
By the way your wife told me not to let you miss your next appointment
 
25 years ago I brought a new shotgun in and walked by the wife. Wife- “how many damn guns does it take to kill an animal? Reply- “One but I have a gun for each species. Don’t let it worry you, you and the kids get fed and clothed.” She didn’t speak to me for two days. I gotta try harder and get two weeks of silence.
 
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Things I have discovered which piss off my wife (Part 2):

- Drying my hands on the "wrong" hand towel in the kitchen...never mind they're the same hands which have been using the same towel to dry the dishes I just hand washed.

- Setting my alarm clock earlier than her alarm clock.

- Knocking down a wasp nest on the front porch and killing the b*stards.

- Cutting down the wildly overgrown shrubbery and digging up the roots after she said "we need to cut all that mess out".

- My daughters turning the bathroom floor, sink, and tub blue with hair dye.

- My washing socks together with ANYTHING else.

- Me trying to say or do anything to calm her down when she's pissed.

- Me picking a restaurant to eat at. (Which is a direct result of my getting pissed off at her because she'll make me pick and I KNOW that no matter what I pick she's not going to like it for some reason...so now all I ever say is "Cracker Barrel".)

- Me oiling the squeeky door hinges on the front door. How was I to know she liked hearing the squeeking whenever someone opened the door?

- Me taking my tablet everywhere. ("Are you REALLY taking your tablet into the restaurant?" "Yes. Are you REALLY taking your smart phone into the restaurant?")

- Finding out I put sticky mouse traps in the attic and caught/killed the mice up there, instead of using her live traps and turning the mice loose outside so they can run right back into the house.
My wife was adopted but I think your wife is her sister :)
I am afraid to say anything because I will get the evil look for looking into her past.
 
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Things I have discovered which piss off my wife (Part 2):

- Drying my hands on the "wrong" hand towel in the kitchen...never mind they're the same hands which have been using the same towel to dry the dishes I just hand washed.

- Setting my alarm clock earlier than her alarm clock.

- Knocking down a wasp nest on the front porch and killing the b*stards.

- Cutting down the wildly overgrown shrubbery and digging up the roots after she said "we need to cut all that mess out".

- My daughters turning the bathroom floor, sink, and tub blue with hair dye.

- My washing socks together with ANYTHING else.

- Me trying to say or do anything to calm her down when she's pissed.

- Me picking a restaurant to eat at. (Which is a direct result of my getting pissed off at her because she'll make me pick and I KNOW that no matter what I pick she's not going to like it for some reason...so now all I ever say is "Cracker Barrel".)

- Me oiling the squeeky door hinges on the front door. How was I to know she liked hearing the squeeking whenever someone opened the door?

- Me taking my tablet everywhere. ("Are you REALLY taking your tablet into the restaurant?" "Yes. Are you REALLY taking your smart phone into the restaurant?")

- Finding out I put sticky mouse traps in the attic and caught/killed the mice up there, instead of using her live traps and turning the mice loose outside so they can run right back into the house.
Did you marry MY wife?
 

I hate to say it but there are times... When we got married she already had a son which I adopted. Then we had our daughter. She has now moved out and gotten married. We are now having to learn how to live together all by ourselves and it is different.
 
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- My washing socks together with ANYTHING else.

- Me picking a restaurant to eat at. (Which is a direct result of my getting pissed off at her because she'll make me pick and I KNOW that no matter what I pick she's not going to like it for some reason...so now all I ever say is "Cracker Barrel".)

I love living alone, it all gets washed together. Lights and darks, socks and t shirts. I can also get away with having 15 of the exact same grey hanes tagless tshirt. I also only have 4 different socks. Short white, short black, long black, and wool. With multiple pairs of each I don't have to match socks, I just toss them in their assigned bins.

http://www.idontcarebarandgrill.com/ Wish we had one of these around here.
 
My wife has been away 6 or 7 weeks. I've gone from several loads a day to one a week. Saving enough water that I can now afford to brush my teeth. :D
 
My wife doesn't care whether I buy guns or not. As long as it's my money. I fish, hunt, go on hunting trips, no problem. As long as it's my money. And yes, when we got married we each kept our separate checking and saving accounts and credit cards. We have a joint account that we deposit money in to pay bills and such. You idiots married the wrong women. :rolleyes:

Marriage is a business. Treat it like one. :D
 
Sorry, boss...wasn't trying to ignore you. This notification got lost in the mess of them about me goung back to school.
Anyway, to answer your question, they are from Cool Hand, they are the Ops texture/pattern, and can be had from either Amazon, Ebay, or coolhandgear.com
Not always, but most of the time Amazon or Ebay are $4-8 cheaper than their site.
We just got them in today. Looking good! IMG_1728.JPG
 
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