"I Am Greta" now streaming on HULU

I'm ANGRY, I should not be here, I should be at Battery Oaks sending lead down range.
 
Finally, a good reason to pay for Hulu. 🤪
 
When I want advice from a potato that's been left in the sack too long, I'll ask for it. She looks like a damn life-drained Podling from Dark Crystal and makes almost as much sense. Almost.
 
When I want advice from a potato that's been left in the sack too long, I'll ask for it. She looks like a damn life-drained Podling from Dark Crystal and makes almost as much sense. Almost.
Wow!
You hit that one perfectly!
I couldn’t quite place her look!

To my fellow Skeksis, DO NOT drink her essence! You will end up dumber
 
I’m calling it now.

In a few more years, when her 15 minutes are up, she will turn to porn. Not asking for it to happen, just saying the inevitable will occur as her handlers try to think of new ways of keeping her in the spotlight.

Gouging my eyeballs out preemptively.
 
I’m calling it now.

In a few more years, when her 15 minutes are up, she will turn to porn. Not asking for it to happen, just saying the inevitable will occur as her handlers try to think of new ways of keeping her in the spotlight.

Gouging my eyeballs out preemptively.

Typical of her idiot generation, thinks if someone makes fun of her they must be desperate, and therefore her side is winning.
What an A-Hole

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This is the only thing I'm interested in hearing from Greta.

And the visuals are exactly what I want to see of her, as well.


NOTE: No actual video depictions or verbiage that would put this in Tortuga. But the sound effects might. If it gets removed...I'll understand.

 
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I’m calling it now.

In a few more years, when her 15 minutes are up, she will turn to porn. Not asking for it to happen, just saying the inevitable will occur as her handlers try to think of new ways of keeping her in the spotlight.

Gouging my eyeballs out preemptively.

I'd watch that. Be an opportunity to see the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth..... some dudes c@ck.
 
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