It time to have real conversations about Hurricanes.

Majicmike

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This morning after seeing the damage and death so far from Dorian and past Hurricanes still fresh in my memories I think its time for “Common Sense” Hurricane control. We have to do something. I purpose that when a Hurricane starts to form in the Atlantic that everyone on the east coast buy Fans and point them east keeping the storm out to Sea. Please post your ideas unless you are for the death and destruction they cause.
 
@Majicmike I'd amend your suggestion by exiling all the politicians and bureaucrats to Europe. With our fans blowing and them sucking hard - as usual - we'd pull that hurricane right out to sea.
 
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I demand that we immediately draft legislation to limit the high capacity days in SEP and OCT and limit them to 10 each so that hurricane season is shortened and thus the potential for hurricanes be greatly reduced.

Current and retired law enforcement will be exempt and can still have full months in SEP and OCT.
 
We should build a wall.
 
Let's plant trees in the Sahara and we'll kill two birds: global wa... dammit CLIMATE CHANGE and hurricanes.
 
It’s the contrails
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We could pass a Federal and State Law that prohibit the Hurricanes from coming to the US? Either that or we could ask that people buy Crystals and we could all get together, hold hands, and think about pushing the Hurricane away.
 
There isn't appropriate "No hurricanes allowed" signage to keep them away.
 
Let's just make the US and it's territories a "'hurricane-free zone" and demand that retailers quit selling hurricane-themed merchandise and promote the "cane cultural". University of Miami FL would need to rename it's college mascot. Carolina would have to get rid of it's Pro Hockey logo
 
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