BABYLONBEE.COM Biden Says He Can't Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources in the Biden campaign, the presidential candidate is on pins and needles waiting to see who it is he picked to run for vice president on his ticket.Campaign aides...
Fear is just one of the gages on the instrument panel, was never meant to be the pilot. Do what you want then cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war.
This was so true. 90% of people seeing a fat dude dying on a treadmill but still plodding along were supportive. And then there's the 10% who make you wish you had a flamethrower.