Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RetiredUSNChief, Jun 22, 2017.
From the N.C. NFA Trust FB page.
I would kind of like to see a video (not be there live) of him doing the wizard drill.
That's probably a decoy gun. If a bad guy goes for the gun on his belt, it's not going anywhere, but watch what shooter there does with his left hand... It's going for a pocket gun, I betcha...
I woulda said "dummy gun," but prob'ly just semantics...
A Florida man was killed on a golf course yesterday. A foursome of men was waiting at the Blue Tee, while a foursome of women is hitting from the White Tee.
When the final lady was to hit her ball, she duffed it 10 feet, took another swing and completely missed, then hacked it another 5 feet. She looked up at the patiently waiting men and apologetically said, "I guess all those F'ing lessons I took didn't help".
One of the men responds, "Well there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead"
He never had a chance to duck, he was only 43
Thoughts to live by.
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
Great December 25 gift.
Where did you get it?
They also have it in hats
If I have to go out somewhere, I'm wearing this mask!
If I go out I am wearing a gas mask.
Totally doing this at work.
I think that the longer this goes on, the more creative these get.
Separate names with a comma.