Military Memes

Combat Diver said:
I've done several lock outs in towers over the decades on dive status. Never did one from a sub thou.

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You know what I liked about it? Nothing. I liked nothing about it. I hated being on the sub, always bumping into things. I wasn't claustrophobic until then. Once I was actually in the water I was good to go, then it is exactly like a tower.
 
This one day at the office I was reloading the printer and got a mean paper cut. Had to wait about 5 mins for the on site nurse to bring me a band aid. I was livid. Sat around with like warm coffee and all of the chocolate chip muffins had already been eaten. So I manned up and went to the cafe and bought my coffee there but the only milk they had was half and half and I was like “You commies better bring out some whole milk.”

Freakin Office life.


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Crazy Carl said:
Lol! Not me. Too much respect for the team guys. If I'd had a hankering to be a snake eater, I'da rode my ass out to Mackall for selection.
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Lol, I just remembered that meme from a while back and had to throw it out there again
 
Crazy Carl said:
Screw that. Fortunately I was Mech back then. I didn't go to jump school & get on status till just before I re-classed PSYOP. Felt bad for the speaker monkies that had to jump their loudspeaker systems.

We used to needle the Division guys by doing Battalion runs down Ardennes on Halloween, in costume & humping loudspeakers. I was circa '83/'84 Madonna one year (mini skirt & all), though nothing was funnier than a chubby 6' Puerto Rican in an evening gown or a 1SG in purple velour pimp suit & hat with fuzzy zebra dingle balls around the brim.

Pretty sure they hated us, but we always recruited a bunch on the rare occasion they'd get to strap-hang with us, especially on over the ramps or chopper blasts.
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I was in Vicenza from 83 to 85.
 
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B00ger said:
This one day at the office I was reloading the printer and got a mean paper cut. Had to wait about 5 mins for the on site nurse to bring me a band aid. I was livid. Sat around with like warm coffee and all of the chocolate chip muffins had already been eaten. So I manned up and went to the cafe and bought my coffee there but the only milk they had was half and half and I was like “You commies better bring out some whole milk.”

Freakin Office life.


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I was waiting to find out what you did in the Air Force ;)
 
Long_Hunter said:
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Interesting timing. When I was in I did an exchange with the Royal Marine Commandos. It was a blast. Anywho, we interacted from time to time with the SAS, who had some legendary hair, deployed or not. I found out today that the SAS RSM (Regimental Sgt Maj) decreed that unless deployed, strict grooming standards. They are pissed.
 
DCGallim said:
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MEPS....what a crappy, humiliating day. One Army NCO there kept yelling at me and I got fed up with his shit, told him "I'm not in yet and if you don't stop yelling at me I'm gonna kick your ass....". He stopped and avoided me the rest of the day.
 
Chuckman said:
I was a Mustang; a couple of my officer class, former Mustangs, were dicks. Gold bars suddenly made them God.
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I knew several Mustangs that were great Os, what made him worse was going right back into supervising his former rate.


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