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NRA joins Taliban
Minitrue
8/22/2021, 5:56 pm
After many decades fighting an uphill battle for American citizens to retain their right to bear arms, the National Rifle Association has now decided to economize on its advocacy costs by simply joining the Taliban. We just received this statement:
"Wullah yawullah in the name of the prophet (PBUH) we now are part of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan. This means we get to carry around expensive US-made military equipment. And we want it for free, too. Praise upon the prophet or whatever! Yours truly, the NRA".
After this surprising message, all Democrat-led anti-gun initiatives were abruptly halted, and Congress quickly passed a 29-trillion-dollar "infrastructure" bill to equip this new Taliban branch with fancy toys. All NRA members will be able to pick either a fully armed Blackhawk helicopter, an attack drone, a small truckload of machine guns or a handful of laser-guided rockets, courtesy of the US taxpayer.
Well done, NRA!
Comrade Minitrue
