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Have you see the email marketing commercial where the guy is looking puzzled thinking "Who closes the bus door after the driver gets off"?

If you ever get weird questions or observations like that, share here.

Mine:
Bottle of Invisible Glass, but it says "Tint Safe". Seems a bit contradictory.

(And, who DOES close that door?)
 
Depending on the bus, there's a key slot by the door that closes the door (or opens it).

My random thought yesterday was "what kind of headdress is that woman wearing" which was promptly answered by the fourish year old girl who also spotted this woman and asked "mommy, why is that woman wearing a diaper on her head?"
 
Depending on the bus, there's a key slot by the door that closes the door (or opens it).
Or you release the air pressure and close it by hand and lock it (that’s how a lot of school/church buses work).

Or you reach in the driver’s window and hit the button. :D

Or you latch it manually from the inside, then exit through the emergency exit and lock the emergency exit from the outside.

Or one of several other methods.
 
Or you release the air pressure and close it by hand and lock it (that’s how a lot of school/church buses work).

Or you reach in the driver’s window and hit the button. :D

Or you latch it manually from the inside, then exit through the emergency exit and lock the emergency exit from the outside.

Or one of several other methods.

They seem to just leave them all wide open down here.
 
Why do all the insurance commercials have a mascot in them?
 
Why are apartments so close together?
Stolen from Gallagher...
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Pros and cons. Pro is good like progress right? Con is bad. What about Con-gress.. lol
Sorta stolen from Gallagher...

#10
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?




https://scomedy.com/quotes/Gallagher

First saw him before he was famous, at the Cheetah 3, in Atlanta. ;)
 
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I’m the eighties many apartment owners were tired of property upkeep, and they needed more dough. They came up with a con to rename and sell the apartments. The ads read con-do for sale.

Gallagher’s ‘84 skit’s on Amazon prime, it’s in our queue.
 
Why we still call it this? Because English is stoopid
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Yep.…….Scent, sent, cent and sail, sale, cell, sell. Forget the enunciation...…..try teaching someone English and watch them struggle with those.
 
ok,
i'll play.....

why PRNDL?
why not DLNPR?

In old PowerGlide Chevys it used to be PNDLR.
The TurboGlide had HR instead of L. It meant Hill Retard. It was later changed to GR for Grade Retard.

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any stephen wright skit....

Steven Wright/Quotes
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
 
Who picks up after a seeing eye dog?
 
Yep.…….Scent, sent, cent and sail, sale, cell, sell. Forget the enunciation...…..try teaching someone English and watch them struggle with those.
These two always made me laugh...and glad I didn’t have to learn English as a second language.

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When I was a bachelor and lounge lizard 30 years ago I had a way of telling how many people were in the next bar I was hopping to.

Count the cars in the parking lot. There would be exactly half that many people inside.

Test the theory.
 
Stolen from Gallagher...
Sorta stolen from Gallagher...
#10
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?


https://scomedy.com/quotes/Gallagher

First saw him before he was famous, at the Cheetah 3, in Atlanta. ;)
Actually older than that. Nipsey Russel on Match Game in the 70's:
The opposite of pro is con
That fact is plainly seen
If progress means move forward
Then what must congress mean
 
If the Simpsons aged by season, then Bart would currently be older than Homer was in season one.
 
If someone is starving, is it considered helpful to tell them something that makes them lose their appetite?
 
America's 10th POTUS, John Tyler, was born in 1790.
His son Lyon was born when John was 63 (1853).
His grandson Lyon Jr. was born in 1924 (Lyon age 71), and his grandson Harrison was born in 1928 (Lyon age 75).
As of FEB 2020, both Lyon Jr. and Harrison are still alive.

This means that there are 2 people who could sit in front of you today and say "My dad was 8 when the war started", and they mean THE CIVIL WAR.

This blows my mind.
 
1843 - The first year you could take a wagon all the way to Willamette Valley ORE (ie the Oregon Trail completed). Also the year the fax machine was invented.
 
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