SFMF - Happy 244th Birthday

[Ben Jefferson]

I won't get a piece of cake for being the youngest.

Any of us older than me?

 

[Inglis]

God Bless You All.

 

[Chdamn]

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I won't get a piece of cake for being the youngest.

Any of us older than me?

Well I don’t know how old you are. But I know I’m not the youngest either.

Semper Fi.

 

[Ben Jefferson]

63 years here!

 

[Chdamn]

63 years here!

Got me beat by a few. 46 here. I get picked on by the youngins for us having the M60. Meanwhile y’all had a 1919. Hahahaha.

 

[Ben Jefferson]

Easy now, I was an 0331 that qualified on an M60.

Also an 0351 with a 106 Recoiless Rifle mounted on a mule. Flame thrower too!

Also an 0341 that got tired of humpin an 81 and a 60 mortar.

Then I went air wing!

 

[Chuckman]

SFMF.

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

Just dont forget who daddy is, marines.

 

[Ben Jefferson]

Just dont forget who daddy is, marines.

You're right BU2scwMJL, I was told that the Navy figured out how sex was good...











...it took the Marines to show you sea-going bell hops that it should be between a man and a woman!

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

You're right BU2scwMJL, I was told that the Navy figured out how sex was good...











...it took the Marines to show you sea-going bell hops that it should be between a man and a woman!

Good thing I was never on a ship then and that i spent more time with marines than actual sailors eh?

 

[Ben Jefferson]

Good thing I was never on a ship then and that i spent more time with marines than actual sailors eh?

At least not a submariner!

 

[Ben Jefferson]

My current wife and I have been married for 10 years now...

...and she can not believe the way we grown-up children treat each other about these rivalry issues.

I love it!

Thank GOD for all who served!

 

[bigfelipe]

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I won't get a piece of cake for being the youngest.

Any of us older than me?

 

[Chdamn]

You're right BU2scwMJL, I was told that the Navy figured out how sex was good...











...it took the Marines to show you sea-going bell hops that it should be between a man and a woman!

No, it was the navy that figured out you could use a goats intestine as a condom.

Marines showed them that it was better to remove it from the goat first.

 

[Long_Hunter]

You're right BU2scwMJL, I was told that the Navy figured out how sex was good...











...it took the Marines to show you sea-going bell hops that it should be between a man and a woman!

A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.
'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'
The sailor responds, 'Point taken.'
The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The Navy invented sex!'
The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.'

 

[Ben Jefferson]

Your version is much more entertaining!