I have a suggestion. In Arab countries, a camel driver will notice a camel getting more and more unresponsive, disobedient, trying to bite him, etc. To counter this activity, he will leap off the back of the camel, release the reins, and spread his cloak out in front of the animal. The poor witless creature thrashes, tosses the cloak in the air, hoots, bellows and eventually in the peanut size brain of the dromedary, the score is settled. How about I list a custom glock or a painted up PSA long gun and price it at $3,000, announcing "I am going to put this back in the safe unless you buy it!" We could call it the "ad stomping" thread and people could feel free to sneer, deride, insult and ask all sorts of questions like "can you program the optics to glow brighter if it someone you don't want to shoot?" It might help hopelessly sarcastic folks like me avoid biting off the ends of my fingers when I see these moronic ads..... yep. I am the camel. I admit it.