That moment when you discover

Chdamn · Mar 30, 2018

Chocolate sauce at the waffle bar of your hotel buffet and unlimited bacon.

Hotel employee: Sir that’s supposed to be for the.......

Me: If the next word out of your mouth isn’t bacon then you’re wrong.

Scott Free · Mar 30, 2018

What's that funny lookin' stuff on the place closest to the camera?

Chdamn · Mar 30, 2018

Scott Free said:
What's that funny lookin' stuff on the place closest to the camera?

Fruit baby. Can’t pass it up when someone else did all the peeling and prepping.

rdinatal · Mar 30, 2018

Scott Free said:
What's that funny lookin' stuff on the place closest to the camera?

All that's missing is the Nuts. Then you'd get California Medley!

Dirtydirtysouf · Mar 30, 2018

I can hear u getting fatter thru the internet's

Scott Free · Mar 30, 2018

Chdamn said:
Fruit baby. Can’t pass it up when someone else did all the peeling and prepping.

I don't think I've ever heard of this... "Fruit" stuff you speak of. What animal does it come from?

Chdamn · Mar 30, 2018

rdinatal said:
All that's missing is the Nuts. Then you'd get California Medley!

You shut your commie mouth.

Chdamn · Mar 30, 2018

Scott Free said:
I don't think I've ever heard of this... "Fruit" stuff you speak of. What animal does it come from?

His name was Fernando and he was from San Francisco.

Scott Free · Mar 30, 2018

Chdamn said:
His name was Fernando and he’s was from San Francisco.

Sounds delightful, but coming from California, that means it causes cancer.

HMP · Mar 30, 2018

Doesnt look like a traditional Continental Breakfast, Mr. Fancy Pants.

Chdamn · Mar 30, 2018

HMP said:
Doesnt look like a traditional Continental Breakfast, Mr. Fancy Pants.

Oh theirs an omelet bar at this place with everything from sausage to asparagus or crab and Brie.

HMP · Mar 30, 2018

Chdamn said:
Oh theirs an omelet bar at this place with everything from sausage to asparagus or crab and Brie.

I say again, good sir - MR. FANCY PANTS.