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random....pier fishing last week.

opened up a pack of Nabs.
took one out and had it in my hand
about to go into my mouth, and then
a grackle swooped between hand and mouth
and took it. i never felt a feather. everyone around
had a good laugh and i did, too.
 
Wife and i were driving to Raleigh on Sat and at the highway on ramp at exit 145 was a woman along with what appeared to be leggings for a girl much smaller than she was. She was holding them up in the front, the sides of the legs were ripped, and she had her butt completely exposed... no underwear. I was screaming at the wife to take a pic so i could show you fellas, but she fumbled her phone and i couldn't stop on the ramp so we lost the opportunity. First thing she said was nobody will believe that this just happened and we laughed for a good minute straight.
 
opened up a pack of Nabs.
took one out and had it in my hand
about to go into my mouth, and then
a grackle swooped between hand and mouth
and took it. i never felt a feather. everyone around
had a good laugh and i did, too.
a grackle nabbed a nab?
what language is this? did we suddenly become british?
 
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