The Recent News Is..........

[Qball]

........... "Highly Suspect"........in my opinion.

That's all folks.

 

[fieldgrade]

I have a "news appropriate nose” today.
And matching cap.

 

[Cluck Norris]

I have a "news appropriate nose” today.
And matching cap.

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Looks like that hurt.

 

[fieldgrade]

Looks like that hurt.

nothing Ibuprofen and an adult beverage or two won’t remedy.

 

[Ben Jefferson]

That looks like what I did to myself with a wire cup on a grinder.

Body work on a 69 Dart.

Or did you bob when you should've weaved?

 

[fieldgrade]

That looks like what I did to myself with a wire cup on a grinder.

Body work on a 69 Dart.

Or did you bob when you should've weaved?

Had a spot carved off the end of my nose that the pathologist said needed to go. Too much sun I guess.

 

[fieldgrade]

........... "Highly Suspect"........in my opinion.

That's all folks.

Okay. Spill it. What’s on your mind.

I’m not going to bed yet because I’ll roll over on my nose and you’ll hear me in High Point when it happens, so let's discuss the news.

 

[Ben Jefferson]

Good, can't play with that!

 

[Windini]

Cyrano: It’s vast, my nose!

- Vile snubby, duck-headed, flat-face, let me disclose

I’m proud of such an appendage as this.

It’s well known a big nose is indicative

of a genial soul, kind, courteous, intelligent,

free, courageous, such as I am, and such I meant

as you’re forbidden from dreaming yourself to be,

Base rascal! That inglorious face I see

my hand is after, at the top of your neck,

is as empty...

(He cuffs him.)

The Bore: Ow!

Cyrano: Of any pride, address,

or lyricism, sparkle, or picturesque-ness,

or sumptuosity, or NOSE in fact, as this

(He turns him by the shoulders, suiting the action to the word.)

my boot finds at the bottom of your spine!

The Bore: (running away)

Help! Call the Guard!

Cyrano: Take care, audience of mine,

if you find the middle of my visage humorous,

for if the humorist’s noble it’s known for us

to show him, before we let him flee, and feel,

below and above, not leather, but naked steel!

 

[Cluck Norris]

nothing Ibuprofen and an adult beverage or two won’t remedy.

If you had one hopefully you had a second one for me

 

[Average Joe]

Not trying to high jack the thread, @fieldgrade hope you feel better soon! Love the hat.

@Qball, the recent news, you mean in the last few recent decades of news, right?

 

[Qball]

Okay. Spill it. What’s on your mind.

I’m not going to bed yet because I’ll roll over on my nose and you’ll hear me in High Point when it happens, so let's discuss the news.

• Let me just say, in my opinion again and without getting too political in this section of our forum, that there are certain folks in certain government agencies in this country, that truly believe, for political agenda purposes, in not letting a crisis go to waste.