Toilet paper

RetiredUSNChief said:
It does have the potential to be moved to Tortuga...but the real art is to creatively walk the line juuuuust so to provide maximum entertainment
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Hey, everybody does it. I still remember being at a Dr apt and a black female nurse asking, non chalantly “did you poop today?” The other nurse turning red, and the first one saying, “hey, I did today doesn’t everybody?”.
 
Hammer12b said:
In the Army you get 1 square a day. And if you use it right, that’s all that you need. Fold the square in half and half again. Tear the corner off at an angle. Unfold the square, it will have a hole in the center. Taking your index finger, put it through the hole and wipe your azz with your finger pulling the paper square up, cleaning your finger. Balk up paper square and dispose of. Take the corne that was torn off square and clean your fingernail. Task completed . 😝
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That ain’t working after a wing night.
 
The pill papers are AWESOME!! My favorite feature about them is the amount of space they DON’T take up. You can wipe your face, pits, and junk with it and THEN clean out the valley of death with it…. Impossible with regular butt paper….

Also great for making cold compresses too….
 
I am already looking at 5 gal buckets different. After this thread I will probably be looking at alternative ways at wiping my ass.
 
1911gobang said:
The pill papers are AWESOME!! My favorite feature about them is the amount of space they DON’T take up. You can wipe your face, pits, and junk with it and THEN clean out the valley of death with it…. Impossible with regular butt paper….

Also great for making cold compresses too….
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Order is important, here.
 
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