What do I do with this stuff?

Cowboy;n80183 said:
I'm a T-teetotaler so it might as while be toilet water.

Put some on like it is and then get pulled over while driving. Hilarity will ensue as the tests will say you're stone cold sober even though you'd reek to the heavens like you've been on a bender.
 
noway2;n80196 said:
Put some on like it is and then get pulled over while driving. Hilarity will ensue as the tests will say you're stone cold sober even though you'd reek to the heavens like you've been on a bender.

The few times I have been intoxicated back in college my buddies always said I calmed down and would just be quiet. I can even tell you the last day I drank any kind of alcohol 12/31/2002 I couldn't tell you the last time I was intoxicated but I can tell you it was only 3 maybe 4 times total. I was high energy personality.
 
Jayne;78157 said:
OK, whoa..... that's.... going to take some getting used to.

It burns!

Bourbon is definitely an acquired taste lol.
My grandaddy started me on it mixed with ginger ale until I got used to it
 
There is no ginger ale in the vending machine at work, so I am going to grab a coke and cut it with that. Seems like it would be a good combo and control some of the burning.

EDIT: not drinking at work, just grabbing the can of soda for later.
 
By now that bottle should be empty. If it ain't I would offer to help you out but the damn meds I am on forces me to be dry. That's a bitch as I need a good drink.

Back in my younger days we would get a fifth and take the top off the bottle and throw it out the window. Now we had an excuse to drain it dry. The stuff we did then.

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Jayne;n80235 said:
There is no ginger ale in the vending machine at work, so I am going to grab a coke and cut it with that. Seems like it would be a good combo and control some of the burning.

EDIT: not drinking at work, just grabbing the can of soda for later.

You use cheap bourbon for that.
 
Woodford is my favorite Bourbon. I took the factory tour on the Kentucky Bourbon Trail. To really appreciate any kind of liquor you need to taste it back to back with another variety, so you can compare. Next time you are at a get together try sippin of different whiskeys and you'll taste the difference. Strange as it sounds, the key to conquer the burn is to not swallow it immediately, let it rest on your tongue for a second. (Ok, cue the jokes 😀) YMMV
 
Jayne;n80235 said:
EDIT: not drinking at work, just grabbing the can of soda for later.

For the record, I "liked" the caveat you added, not the announcement of your intended heretical adulteration of fine whisky with Coke.
 
I know you guys are lining up to lynch me, but I did try it with coke last night. It wasn't too bad, you still get the burn and some of the flavor but it's not nearly as harsh. Couldn't really taste the coke at all. Seems like if I add less coke each time it will slowly adapt to the stuff.

I did try letting the ice melt a bit and sipping with that top layer of water. Not there yet.

On a side note, the wife walked by the experiments and said "will you stop drinking that crap?!? Just because it's free doesn't mean you have to drink it." Such support in our family. :)
 
Try it with soda water too.
For me, it helps cut the harshness/burning but doesn't kill the flavor so much as Coke or Pepsi does.

**edit to say that it's actually Club Soda that I use**
 
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Jayne;n80832 said:
On a side note, the wife walked by the experiments and said "will you stop drinking that crap?!? Just because it's free doesn't mean you have to drink it." Such support in our family. :)

Having met both of you, I can just see her giving you the look and saying that.
 
I used to drink bourbon and Pepsi.........because I don't really like the taste of bourbon. But I used cheap bourbon when I did.
 
I made up another one tonight, adjusted the coke/acetone ratio and I gotta say.... I'm enjoying it. Tastes OK and gets a buzz going pretty fast. I think I'll end up enjoying this bottle more than I suspected I would when I first opened it.
 
Turned in his Prius and started drinking Kentucky bourbon all in the same week.

:p
 
fieldgrade;n81444 said:
Turned in his Prius and started drinking Kentucky bourbon all in the same week.

:p

Next thing you know, I'll put the Tupperware guns away and start carrying this full time...







Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria!
 

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Jayne;n81488 said:
Next thing you know, I'll put the Tupperware guns away and start carrying this full time...







Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria!

You own tupperware guns and a Kimber? Wow, no wonder you leased a Prius! :rolleyes:
 
CZfool68;n81494 said:
You own tupperware guns and a Kimber? Wow, no wonder you leased a Prius! :rolleyes:

Yea, I'm a conundrum.

Haven't fired that Kimber in years. Pulling it out to take that picture it's hard to believe it's got 15k rounds through it, has gone through 3 slide stops and a safety and had the finish worn off. Frozen did an awesome job refinishing it and bringing it back to safe queen condition.
 
fieldgrade;n81444 said:
Turned in his Prius and started drinking Kentucky bourbon all in the same week.

:p

Yes, I think our man child nuts have DROPPED!!!!!!

( I typed this as I drink Woodford Reserve Double Oaked chased with an Imperial stout....)
 
Jayne;n81518 said:
Yea, I'm a conundrum.

Haven't fired that Kimber in years. Pulling it out to take that picture it's hard to believe it's got 15k rounds through it, has gone through 3 slide stops and a safety and had the finish worn off. Frozen did an awesome job refinishing it and bringing it back to safe queen condition.

There are rumors that the older Kimbers were really good shooters. The age explains all. You aren't totally insane after all.
 
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