What gender is a computer?

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  1. dmarbell

    dmarbell Sensei of Humor Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    Funny. Sounds like Foxworthy stuff.
     
  3. BatteryOaksBilly

    BatteryOaksBilly A SHOOTER Benefactor Life Member Supporting Member

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    Female, they have 'innies' for; the power cord, USB's, bluetooth controllers, etc.
     
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    draco88 Dang it, Bobby Charter Life Member Supporting Member

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    Gotta be female.
    Mine's a lot like my wife...just once I'd like it to do what I asked it to do, not what it wants to do.
     
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    trans for transistor.
     
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    According to the type of porn I have downloaded, 87.9% female.
     
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    Mines female when I watch porn.
     
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    "Female, of course!"

     
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    If it's a mac, it's definitely trans
     
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    georgel Behind Every Blade of Grass Charter Member

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    Umm... And the other 12.1%? o_O
     
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