Where did the "join" dates get to?

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Tim said:
#humblebrag
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That's exactly what it is. Talking crap to all us newbies who were too busy squanchin on Facebook like the dumb millennials we were raised to be.

#find me a time machine
 
Squanchy said:
So who is #1?
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Ok, so you call yourself a millennial upthread, and then throw out a casual "The Prisoner" reference. Doesn't matter if it's the TV show or the Iron Maiden song, that's a great play. AFAIC, you win this thread, # 4972.
 
@Brangus is the lowest number join date
 
I can see my date, where is the account number? I’m in with the Dec 16 wave, just curious about what I can’t see.
 
JimB said:
I can see my date, where is the account number? I’m in with the Dec 16 wave, just curious about what I can’t see.
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Hover over your name and the link at the bottom appears with a number

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JimB said:
I can see my date, where is the account number? I’m in with the Dec 16 wave, just curious about what I can’t see.
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@JimB

The other place you’ll see it (besides your profile URL) is in the syntax when you’re tagged. If you’ll quote this message, you’ll see what I mean. You’ve probably just never noticed it before.
 
kcult said:
How do you hover on a tablet?
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Just replace the cat with Kcult. 😊​

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Cats, Chicken Tikka Masala and perpetual motion​


This is the theory:

"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is
dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system."

I've been thinking about this cat/toast business for a while. In the
buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered
side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with Jacob's crackers. So to save money I think you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats. Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet. Consider that the probability of carpet impact is determined by the
following simple formula:

P = S * t(t)/tc

(i.e. P = S * t/c) where P is the probability of carpet impact, and S is the "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the topping in permanently staining the carpet.
Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high
S value, while the S value of water is zero. tc and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping respectively - the value of P being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken tikka masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour. So it is clear that the probability of carpet impact is maximised if you use chicken tikka masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a P value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet. Therefore a cat with chicken tikka masala plastered on its back will be certain to hover in mid air. Contrastingly, there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may
fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of members of the royal family visiting accident victims in hospital, and politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power

there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research.
Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white wool shag pile carpet
 
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Squanchy said:
That's exactly what it is. Talking crap to all us newbies who were too busy squanchin on Facebook like the dumb millennials we were raised to be.

#find me a time machine
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Hey now. I'm a dumb millenial, but I still made it here at the start up.
 
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