Why me Lord???

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  1. Bailey Boat

    Bailey Boat Senior Member Charter Member Benefactor Supporting Member

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    What did I ever do........ Stepped into the shower this morning with a new can of shaving gel, washed hair, ready to lather up and shave. Put the tip of the can to my fingertips and pressed the button top, the WHOLE, ENTIRE can emptied into my hand!!! Didn't ever dream there was THAT much gel in there. No idea what happened but thank God I was in the shower and clean up was easy, rinsed down the drain......
     
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    B00ger Das B00G Charter Member Supporting Member

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    Torn between "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Oh thank goodness there are no pics".
     
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    That is a photo that I do not want to see.
     
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    Cowboy Glances can deceive

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    Should have taken advantage and used it legs, Chest, balls and then called the old lady in to help.
     
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    Mirac Set to default Charter Member

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    Just the mental image alone makes one shudder.. :confused:
     
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    concepthomes1 Your Neighbor Staff Member Charter Member Benefactor

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    I went to Harry's shaving products.

    That's my unsolicited information for the day.
     
  7. Ikarus1

    Ikarus1 Avtomat Krishna-kov

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    that lady you cussed out at the dealership has a BB voodoo doll
     
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    CZfool68 Int'l Man of Mystery Charter Member Sponsor Supporting Member

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    Eh, you got lucky. I had one of those big gas lighter blow up in my hand a few years ago. Scraed the drap out of me and burned all the hairs on my atm from the elbow down. Threw it in the yard before too much damage wad done. Damn hing just went poof!

    And you haven't lived until a bottle of soda explodes on you as you are driving 60 MPH. That sucked.
     
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  9. Bailey Boat

    Bailey Boat Senior Member Charter Member Benefactor Supporting Member

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    You did catch the part where I was in the SHOWER...
     
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    B00ger Das B00G Charter Member Supporting Member

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    That's exactly where the conflict arises.
     
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    OutLore I'm a Brit.

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    Lucky the ATF didn't drop by - them there automatic shaving gels are illegal around these parts.
     
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    Ikarus1 Avtomat Krishna-kov

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    that can is an unregistered WMD = weapon of mass depilation
     
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    VA_GENTLEMAN Gone Galt Benefactor Charter Life Member

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    Reminds me of Rabbit in the locker on Super Troopers.
     
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    fishgutzy Senior Member Supporting Member

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    switch to Harry's shave lotion. That will never happen again.
    You can get it on line at HARRYS.COM
    Or at Target.
    Been using it for years. Beyer than anything else I have used. And no pressurized cans to fail. Plus easy to transfer to a carry on size container.

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
     
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    Button Pusher Well-Known Member Benefactor

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    Guess you'll have a few coupons for your favorite shaving gel after emailing them.
     
  16. Bailey Boat

    Bailey Boat Senior Member Charter Member Benefactor Supporting Member

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    it's 2.29, not worth the time to do so. Chalk it up and move on with life....
     

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