A new challenger has entered the mayo war.

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fishgutzy said:
Nothing with MSG is good for you. Dukes is way better.
I've had that Japanese crap in China. Not even close to Duke's.
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However, there is a big difference between Kewpie mayo which is made for the Japanese market, and the Kewpie mayo sold in the U.S. The product sold in the U.S. lacks one important ingredient: MSG, which is swapped out for yeast extract.
 
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pinkbunny said:
www.tastingtable.com

Why You Should Read The Label The Next Time You Buy Kewpie Mayo - Tasting Table

Kewpie mayo isn't just any mayo. This Japanese import is a rich, umami addition to a recipe that adds delicious flavor to any meal.
www.tastingtable.com www.tastingtable.com

Kewpie, a Japanese mayonnaise. Uses exclusively egg yolks, mixes in several vinegars, and adds msg.

Your move, Dukes.
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WTH is wrong with you?


This is not Friday. This clearly should have been posted ~8pm on a Friday night! Pronto like, delete this thread, and repost Friday!
#Dukes/Hellmans/Miracle Whip
#Meringue/Cool Whip
#Ford/Chevy
 
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ronn47 said:
From the article:

However, there is a big difference between Kewpie mayo which is made for the Japanese market, and the Kewpie mayo sold in the U.S. The product sold in the U.S. lacks one important ingredient: MSG, which is swapped out for yeast extract.
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I mean, it's almost as if he should...read the label.

 
I've been enjoying Kewpie for a while, now.

It's not a Duke's replacement, but more an addition. Kinda like how I want 300blk supers for hogs, but enjoy subs for deer.

But, if I'm going to get it, I want the Jap version.
 
Kewpie and other Japanese mayos (I buy from the local Asian market right down the road) are creamier and come in a squeeze bottle. Duke's can suck it.
 
Chdamn said:
Still mayonnaise and thusly, disgusting.

That goes for you too miracle whip.

Pretty sure all those white condiments are made from cockroach milk.
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Perv.

NO ONE else on this forum has ever worked cockroach nipples… wait, maybe one other. I shan’t utter ‘his’ name.
 
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Get Off My Lawn said:
Perv.

NO ONE else on this forum has ever worked cockroach nipples… wait, maybe one other. I shan’t utter ‘his’ name.
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Well if this thread was somewhere else it would have been another white and milky cockroach emission.

That’s how I really feel. Lol.
 
No one wins in war. Everyone loses. Because it’s mayo.
 
Chdamn said:
Still mayonnaise and thusly, disgusting.

That goes for you too miracle whip.

Pretty sure all those white condiments are made from cockroach milk.
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Forgot t ask this before , but WTF good is a BLT without mayo? Do you just not eat BLT’s or is there some other secret most humans not not know? And what about leftover turkey sammiches? They need mayo don’t they?
 
CZfool68 said:
Forgot t ask this before , but WTF good is a BLT without mayo? Do you just not eat BLT’s or is there some other secret most humans not not know? And what about leftover turkey sammiches? They need mayo don’t they?
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Wrong.

Mustard on the first and Heinz 57 on the second.
 
CZfool68 said:
Forgot t ask this before , but WTF good is a BLT without mayo? Do you just not eat BLT’s or is there some other secret most humans not not know? And what about leftover turkey sammiches? They need mayo don’t they?
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Miracle Whip.



Chdamn said:
Wrong.

Mustard on the first and Heinz 57 on the second.
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I knew there was something odd about you.
 
CZfool68 said:
Forgot t ask this before , but WTF good is a BLT without mayo? Do you just not eat BLT’s or is there some other secret most humans not not know? And what about leftover turkey sammiches? They need mayo don’t they?
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Yup.
Turkey sammich, chicken salad sammich, and the fat in the mayo makes venison salad sammiches AMAZING.
 
Chdamn said:
What the hell is venison salad?
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Something my wife came up with. Same as a chicken salad, but with venison.. When a pot's made, it doesn't last long.
I'll defrost the venison on the smoker, cube then simmer the venison with your choice of; red wine, Italian salad dressing, water/apple cider vinegar. When it falls apart, drain and shred the meat. Add mayo, mustard, lemon juice, black pepper, salt, habanero sauce. Place it between bread an enjoy.
 
Get Off My Lawn said:
Something my wife came up with. Same as a chicken salad, but with venison.. When a pot's made, it doesn't last long.
I'll defrost the venison on the smoker, cube then simmer the venison with your choice of; red wine, Italian salad dressing, water/apple cider vinegar. When it falls apart, drain and shred the meat. Add mayo, mustard, lemon juice, black pepper, salt, habanero sauce. Place it between bread an enjoy.
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Ok. You may have come up with an acceptable use of the devils condiment.
 
CZfool68 said:
That ain’t no BLT.


BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!
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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.
 
CZfool68 said:
Forgot t ask this before , but WTF good is a BLT without mayo? Do you just not eat BLT’s or is there some other secret most humans not not know? And what about leftover turkey sammiches? They need mayo don’t they?
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BLT is soooooo 1950.

Everyone knows that BLM is the new hotness now.

Toast some bread. Add a small amount of lettuce. An absolute crap ton of bacon, and then drown it in mustard. Perfection.
 
pinkbunny said:
BLT is soooooo 1950.

Everyone knows that BLM is the new hotness now.

Toast some bread. Add a small amount of lettuce. An absolute crap ton of bacon, and then drown it in mustard. Perfection.
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I like mustard, but not on a BLT. You guys are going to have to answer to your maker someday. I shudder to think what he may do to you.

Bought this a few weeks ago, and it is soooomgood on a ham sammich.

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