After Visiting 2022, Time-Traveling Noah Decides To Go Back And Sink The Ark

[MacEntyre]

After Visiting 2022, Time-Traveling Noah Decides To Go Back And Sink The Ark

DALLAS, TX—A time-traveler from the year 2348 B.C. who called himself Noah was seen getting in a heated argument outside a gay bar at the 'Drag Your Kids To Pride' event. According to sources, he loudly declared he needed to go back in time and sink the ark.

babylonbee.com

 

[ronn47]

After Visiting 2022, Time-Traveling Noah Decides To Go Back And Sink The Ark

DALLAS, TX—A time-traveler from the year 2348 B.C. who called himself Noah was seen getting in a heated argument outside a gay bar at the 'Drag Your Kids To Pride' event. According to sources, he loudly declared he needed to go back in time and sink the ark.

babylonbee.com

C4 might have been a better option to return with.

 

[Inglis]

He added a bbq.