Are you shoplifting or just happy to see me?

[ronn47]

Man accused of shoplifting, he was packing however.

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/27/shoplifting-bulge-pants-england/

 

[kcult]

If I had a nickel...

 

[bigfelipe]

Smuggling kielbasa... been there...


of course it was more like a Vienna sausage and nobody noticed...

 

[HMP]