Recent Armslist message I received from 'Linda':
Linda: Hello I saw your ad on armslist and I'm interested in your gun you're putting up for sale, I would like to proceed with the instant purchase immediately. Are you willing to ship ? or should i arrange for my FFL local mover agent from transportation of firearms in your area? I can email msg my FFL If you would want it . Please let me know which you prefer? Mind you i ll be paying for the shipping cost. Also the mode of payment will be in certified cashier check and please send me more pictures, final asking price and your mobile number and your full name with your home address to process the payment if you are willing to sell it to me. Thanks!
Me: Linda, before we can proceed with this transaction, I will need to see some pics of dat ass. And are you down with anal?