I live in the woods and know that the trees are out to kill us. I'm smart enough to know that I shouldn't own both ladders and chainsaws. But too stupid to think that I wasn't smart enough to pull down a dead branch with a grappling hook. Fortunately, I was hit in the face with the back end of the hook -- an inch lower or to the side and the hooks would've cut my throat and wife and kids would've found me dead in the yard. I cleaned off the blood and returned that 12" stainless steel death trap to Amazon. Gave it one star (wish I could give zero stars).
Now I have a beard to cover the scar. Never forget that trees are out to kill you.