Cashews are just apple poop; change my mind

[barf]

Well I guess you learn something new everyday?



Seems they form in a sort of apple colostomy bag. Yum.

 

[cchioda3]

Haha. I love cashews. I don’t know if I should be grossed out now. 😂

 

[hp468]

Hum. So what’s a cashew apple taste like?

 

[confused]

Call me gay if you want but I will eat cashew nuts all day!

 

[kcult]

Call me gay if you want but I will eat cashew nuts all day!

You're gay.

Been wanting to say that for a while.

Whew!

 

[hp468]

You're gay.

Been wanting to say that for a while.

Whew!

Came close to changing my user name to cashew and sending him a pm.

 

[confused]

But I am gay and full of cashews so that is a win......sort of 🤨

 

[kcult]

But I am gay and full of cashews so that is a win......sort of 🤨

What? You're gay?

Dammit. I was feeling good about busting on you, but you sucked all the fun out of it.

 

[GymB]

You can buy almost any nut “in the shell” but not cashews. They are keeping something from us. I just don’t know if “they” is Bill Gates or Donald Trump.

 

[hp468]

What? You're gay?

Dammit. I was feeling good about busting on you, but you sucked all the fun out of it.

 

[Chdamn]

I prefer the Brazil nut.

 

[hp468]

A fella on youtube says that the liquid inside of the nut shell is similar to the oils in poison ivy. Says that if you get that liquid on your skin you will break out "in all kind of nastiness."

So... don't bust a nut. If you go that route, wear protection.

 

[kcult]

I prefer the Brazil nut.

Word?

 

[Dan0311]

Call me gay if you want but I will eat cashew nuts all day!

Does that mean you are no longer 'confused'?

 

[Dale Gribble]

Well I guess you learn something new everyday?
Seems they form in a sort of apple colostomy bag. Yum.

Ya ain’t too far off.

lol

 

[DrScaryGuy]

I prefer the Brazil nut.

you mean you prefer to brazil your nuts?

 

[B00ger]

I’ve eaten worse.

 

[confused]

Does that mean you are no longer 'confused'?

Still confused as hell and only gay for cashew nuts.

 

[yard mongrel]

A fella on youtube says that the liquid inside of the nut shell is similar to the oils in poison ivy. Says that if you get that liquid on your skin you will break out "in all kind of nastiness."

So... don't bust a nut. If you go that route, wear protection.

Same with pistachios and mangoes.

 

[yard mongrel]

I prefer the Brazil nut.

I was well into life before I found out they were called that.

 

[hp468]

I was well into life before I found out they were called that.

You and me both.

 

[yard mongrel]

You know, they're really more like an apple's prolapsed rectum.

 

[ProfMagoo(ret)]

NUTS!

 

[Jerzsubbie]

Truly raw cashews are poisonous.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/are-cashews-good-for-you#_noHeaderPrefixedContent

While “raw” cashews are widely sold, truly raw cashews are not safe to eat, as they contain a substance known as urushiol, found in poison ivy. Urushiol is toxic, and contact with it can trigger a skin reaction in some people.

Cashew kernels are cooked in processing to remove this toxic liquid, and this resulting product is sold as “raw”.

 

[Charlie]

Speaking of apples, the part you generally eat of the apples with which we are all familiar is not really the fruit but rather is stem tissue. Plants do strange things.