Emu(s) on the loose

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Not much on the news but saw this today 😂 I don’t even know what I would do. Wonder if they taste like chicken?

Emus on the loose in this North Carolina town​

PFAFFTOWN, N.C. — That's right... there are Emus on the loose in the Pfafftown area. Not just one but multiple, according to the Forsyth County Sheriff's Office.
Not to worry. They are harmless to humans.
The sheriff's office said the owner's responsible for returning them to their home.
 
Back in the late 90’s I pulled into a construction site on a really foggy morning.

Parked and went to walk to the job trailer. As I rounded the super’s truck a dinosaur head emerged from the mist.

I about jumped out of my skin. It was an emu that had gotten loose from a farm next door.
 
Chdamn said:
Back in the late 90’s I pulled into a construction site on a really foggy morning.

Parked and went to walk to the job trailer. As I rounded the super’s truck a dinosaur head emerged from the mist.

I about jumped out of my skin. It was an emu that had gotten loose from a farm next door.
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But did you eat it..?
 
True story, I was mugged by 3 emus once.
I was moonlighting as a security guard at an industrial plant, there is an emu farm here in town and they've had ones escape from time to time. Was like crack of dawn in the morning and a mother with 2 young emu come walking up the gate of the plant. I'm bored so I open the electric gate for them and they come walking into the place like they own it. I go outside and walk up to them and pet them, go back inside the guard house looking for something to feed them (bad idea, I know) and all I had was a bag of jelly beans. Went outside and tossed them a couple jelly beans and they liked them, so I just kept feeding them a couple beans at a time. One of the young ones walks around behind me, and like some 3 stooges skit kind of squats down behind me and the mom pushes me over him and onto the ground. Jelly beans went everywhere, they're doing some evil bird like cackling and pecking at jelly beans like chickens at scratch feed and I'm laying on the ground surrounded by the 3 thuggest emu ever.
I've had some strange things happen to me in my life that's made me question things, but it's hard to top laying on the ground wondering what exactly led me to be jacked by 3 emu while paying rent a cop for a couple extra $ on the weekends.
 
myst173 said:
True story, I was mugged by 3 emus once.
I was moonlighting as a security guard at an industrial plant, there is an emu farm here in town and they've had ones escape from time to time. Was like crack of dawn in the morning and a mother with 2 young emu come walking up the gate of the plant. I'm bored so I open the electric gate for them and they come walking into the place like they own it. I go outside and walk up to them and pet them, go back inside the guard house looking for something to feed them (bad idea, I know) and all I had was a bag of jelly beans. Went outside and tossed them a couple jelly beans and they liked them, so I just kept feeding them a couple beans at a time. One of the young ones walks around behind me, and like some 3 stooges skit kind of squats down behind me and the mom pushes me over him and onto the ground. Jelly beans went everywhere, they're doing some evil bird like cackling and pecking at jelly beans like chickens at scratch feed and I'm laying on the ground surrounded by the 3 thuggest emu ever.
I've had some strange things happen to me in my life that's made me question things, but it's hard to top laying on the ground wondering what exactly led me to be jacked by 3 emu while paying rent a cop for a couple extra $ on the weekends.
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Hope you open up of North Carolina kick ass on these feather fowl
 
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