Don't forget the "shut down" code. Only the .gov will have it.
You're short sighted on this
You: "hold on, Mr. Bump-in-the-night, let me unlock my $2,000 gun with my $1,000 phone"
App: "please update to the latest version in order to proceed"
App: "cannot download or install update, please reinstall"
App store: "this app has violated our terms of use and is no longer available"
you: "I use android, so I'll just sideload the app!"
GoDaddy: "We at GoDaddy do not endorse violence and have suspended this website's account"
You: "I'll use google to find their new site"
Google: "look at our interactive doodle. also, we have hidden some results"
DuckDuckGo: "HEY! LOOK AT US! WE KNOW STUFF! WE CAN TELL YOU THE NEW WEBSITE! DON'T EVEN ASK, HERE IT IS. TELL YOUR FRIENDS HOW GREAT WE ARE."
NewWebsite: "Please log in to verify your account"
NewWebsite: "Your payment information is unavailable, please update your credit card information to continue"
BankOfAmerica: "Somos en la Banco De América creer que
la futura debe ser libre de la violencia de armas, y por eso vamos a
terminar este
servicio"
HomeInvader: "MY HI-POINT .380 DON'T QUIT"
me: "my spanish is terrible."