FN Yard Gnome

[Button Pusher]

Wife says if she finds this in our front yard she is getting a divorce lawyer.

 

[willpgn]

That’s probably a $3500 yard ornament!!! 🤣

 

[amnesia]

That’s probably a $3500 yard ornament!!! 🤣

at least

 

[Spartan]

Wife says if she finds this in our front yard she is getting a divorce lawyer.

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Hide it well and she won’t find it.

 

[hp468]

FN Garden Gnome

Official FN America Gear - The Gnome family just keeps getting better and now it's time to decorate your garden with our new 10" garden gnome made out of a durable composite material and will liven up any area. - Buy FN Garden Gnome online

fnestore.com

A bargain at $50

 

[Jerzsubbie]

Sounds like a challenge to see how well you can hide it.

 

[SSgt75]

Wife says if she finds this in our front yard she is getting a divorce lawyer.

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Put it in the BACK yard !

 

[Chdamn's Wife]

We have been talking about getting a few of these for quite some time: https://www.etsy.com/search?q=gnome with rifle

 

[Spartan]

Get the gnome.
Put it under the bed for a year. (Document this)
Afterwards, show the wife.
Explain that the gnome has kept you safe all year.
Demonstrate that she cannot conclusively prove that it was luck and not the gnome.
Win at life.
Keep your pimp hand strong.

 

[georgel]

What about the bug? Is that available too?

 

[Windini]

What about the bug? Is that available too?

I think that's a cleverly disguised grenade.

 

[Bloodyhands]

Me and my Wife would Love that Gnome!!
It would go well with the others scattered about the garden.
Nice FN Gnome, Mean Wife...

 

[Tarowah]

Well, if you’re looking for a reason to give away half of your stuff, I’d say having one of these guys in the garden wouldn’t be the worst reason

 

[DrScaryGuy]

holy crap. i've been talking about tannerite garden gnomes for so long....
this may be perfect.

 

[Mr. Bggs]

That is too cool! So cool that it would get stolen the first night i put it out. Maybe room for one in the bathroom though.

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

My wife loves the FN Gnomes! We’ll definitely get one

 

[LeeMajors]

Wife says if she finds this in our front yard she is getting a divorce lawyer.

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Will you miss her?

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

My gnome shipped today! 😁

 

[amnesia]

My gnome shipped today! 😁

I hate to admit both of mine shipped today as well

 

[BatteryOaksBilly]

I hate to admit both of mine shipped today as well

Put one in the Track Car to ride with you.

 

[heavydoc]

Dang it now I have to buy 1 or 2

 

[pee wee]

My gnome shipped today! 😁

when did you order? It still shows pre-order when I looked.

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

when did you order? It still shows pre-order when I looked.

Back in June or july

 

[amnesia]

 

[Schattenreiter]

Tell her she has a choice.

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

Figures, made in China

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

On guard!